In the wake of Kate Middleton's now-infamous dress flare-up, a royal female "minder" has reportedly been hired to make sure this stops happening.
By now you've likely seen, or at least heard about, the Kate Middleton bum photo that a paparazzo snapped after a rogue guest of wind revealed it.
No matter how pert, toned, underwear-free, accidental and generally amazing the result, such things are not looked highly upon in her social circles.
Even the silver lining - attention diverted from the never-ending speculation over whether Kate Middleton is pregnant and/or weighs 98 pounds - was of no consolation.
Hence the family's new hire, at least according to the Mirror.
If you believe that source, a "female minder" to follow the Duchess of Cambridge around and make sure her dress never flies up above her knees again.
Which is ridiculous and hilarious, yet somehow believable.
The minder will allegedly be responsible for accompanying the 32-year-old mother of one on any occasion in which paparazzi could be present.
So basically all day every day and twice on Sundays.
Kate has fallen victim several times to relentless photographers who have captured her topless, bottomless or even just showing too much leg.
Obviously, racy vacation shots shadily taken from afar are different than gusts of wind at public gatherings, but in any case, the minder will be busy.
The irony, of course, in all this? It's Kate Middleton!!
If you had to name a classy celebrity who dresses with impeccable, yet modest taste and who wouldn't need an employee in such a role, Kate would be a strong pick.
Also, what kind of job experience do you need to apply for this position? Do you need 3-5 years of helping deny upskirt pics for a third party in high-profile situations?
Makes you wonder.
A bikini photo of the pregnant Kate Middleton on holiday in Mustique, early 2013.
