In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Patrick Carney positively GOES OFF on Justin Bieber.
Asked by the publication about comments he made in February - when Carney said Bieber shouldn't worry about winning Grammys because he makes lots of money - The Black Keys drummer slams the singer and then his fans for how they've treated him online.
Justin Bieber is a f-cking moron... I feel bad for him. Every single person who works with him should f-cking be embarrassed.
"Justin Bieber, like a f-cking irresponsible as-hole, sicced 40 million Twitter followers on me because I paid him a compliment he didn't understand," Carney says.
In response to Carney's comment about making money, Bieber said the musician should be "slapped around," a remark Carney finds "irresponsible" for someone who claims to be "anti-bullying."
"I just started getting called a f-ggot, you know?" the rocker tells Rolling Stone. "All these kids who don't know what they're saying are saying all of these things that are actually wildly inappropriate. And these kids are just dumbasses."
Carney acknowledges that he doesn't dislike Bieber's music - but he takes EXTRME exception to the example Bieber is failing to set.
"Justin Bieber is a f-cking moron. And that's the gist of what I was saying. And then he goes and says I should be slapped? Honestly, I feel bad for him. Every single person who works with him should f-cking be embarrassed."
Carney, of course, is just the latest star to slam Bieber. Seth Rogen has said on multiple occasions that Justin is an obnoxious piece of crap.
Carney concludes by saying Bieber should be far more grateful for his career and far less manipulative of his followers.
"He's feeding them the Kool-Aid more and more. He pours it on heavy. It's so manipulative! And whoever taught him that that was OK, whoever's watching him and is like 'that manipulation is acceptable,' should be really ashamed of themselves."
Miley Cyrus got down and oh so dirty during a show at Londay's G-A-Y nightclub last night.
First, as you can see in a photo she proudly shared via Instagram, the singer simulated oral sex on a gigantic inflatable penis in front of many screaming fans:
She then brought out a blow-up doll and pretended to go to down on its privates as well. See for yourself here:
Rapper Andre Johnson, a.k.a. Christ Bearer, is opening up about why he cut off his penis and jumped out of a two-story apartment window last month.
Let's be honest: Few had even heard of the Wu-Tang affiliated rapper before Andre Johnson cut off his own penis. He certainly doesn't lack for notoriety now.
Until today, however, he hadn't discussed the incident personally. The Killa Beez and Northstar member says it boiled down to depression. But over what?
Not being able to see his daughters is what drove him to commit the act, Christ Bearer tells TMZ, saying he was isolated, alone and deeply saddened.
With two daughters and a third child on the way, and unable to see any of them due to restraining orders, he had reached an emotional low point.
Johnson began smoke weed and read a book about monks and vasectomies, and feeling as if his world was collapsing, took matters into his own hands.
Probably not the best problem-solving approach, in retrospect.
Get this though: Despite previous news reports that doctors could not reattach his penis after his insane self-vasectomy, Andre says it WAS put back on!
Plastic surgeons reattached his manhood, he says, and it even works. Pretty incredible if that's true, although he says having more kids is uncertain.
That may not be the worst thing under these circumstances.
As for his future in rap, and whether he is or is not affiliated with Wu-Tang, Johnson told the celebrity news site simply that "I am the f--king Wu Tang."
RZA might tell a different story ... but it's probably best not to argue semantics with Andre after what he's been through over the past couple of weeks.
Safe to say Apollo Nida shouldn't compare himself to T.I. if he knows what's good for him, because the rapper and one of his boys just tore him a new one.
The background: Nida, who's married to The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Phaedra Parks, pleaded guilty to fraud and identity theft earlier this week.
In addition to Apollo Nida pleading guilty, he agreed - likely in exchange for sentencing leniency - to become an informant for the feds to nail other crooks.
Where does T.I. fit in? Because when the terms of his plea deal were published, Nida Tweeted that T.I. and Michael Vick signed similar "snitching" deals.
Let's just say T.I. takes issue with that.
He and his boy Killer Mike (you don't want to mess with a guy named Killer Mike, just saying caught up with Nida in a parking lot Friday to confront him.
T.I. told Nida their cases were not similar at all, and he's correct, as the rapper's plea deal on gun charges does not include any information sharing.
Nida deleted the tweet. Smart move, to put it mildly.
The prison sentence he's likely looking at may end up looking like a walk in the park compared to what might occur if he accused T.I. of being a rat again.
We almost had another celebrity fight on our hands ...
By now we've all seen the promposals and the celebrity prom invites. We've relived the glory days of our youth and taken a look at celebrity prom photos.
But baby, you just ain't seen nothing yet. Oh yes, we're talking about embarrassing prom photos.
Some prom fashions are fantastic. Others are just unfortunate. And then there's... duct tape? And we can't forget the staged photos that leave us scratching our heads while chuckling under our breath.
All of these have us asking just one question: What were they thinking?
Take a look at the 17 most embarrassing prom photos EVER.
Those of you allergic to man's best feline companions: Avert your eyes! This post is all about cats.
(I cannot be the only person SO allergic to cats that the mere thought of them makes me break out in hives, can I? Pleasesayno.)
From silly to serious to downright adorable, cats give us some of the best memes and images on the web. Probably because the Internet runs on cats and this is their secret plot to take over the world.
WE'RE ON TO YOUR SHENANIGANS, CATS!
In an attempt to subvert their plans to rule the universe, we've compiled a list of the 31 best cat photos of all time so that when you see a cat threatening to overthrow you with cute, you'll know.
Locked up since March, Chris Brown was sentenced on Friday to spend another four months behind bars for violating his probation in the Rihanna case.
Brown was in court to admit he violated his probation by getting into a fight with a dude in Washington D.C., although he has pleaded not guilty to assault.
Probation can be revoked even without a conviction, though, if the judge feels Chris does not actively try to obey all laws. Clearly that's an issue for him.
The judge therefore sentenced him to a year in jail, the maximum time he could impose on the R&B singer without revoking his probation permanently.
Had he done that, Chris could've gone to state prison for four years - the maximum sentence for the assault on Rihanna he pleaded guilty to in 2009.
He also got credit for 116 days he spent in rehab (despite being kicked out of rehab and jailed this spring) and another 59 days behind bars since then.
Brown gets two days' credit for every day spent locked up, giving up 234 in total, and leaving 131 days left to serve before his probation is reinstated.
The 25-year-old could be released earlier than that, TMZ believes, due to overcrowding and other factors as yet to be determined by various officials.
But for now, back to the slammer he goes.
The judge also ordered Chris to attend therapy sessions with a psychiatrist two times a week and to submit to random drug testing three times a week.
He could also face additional jail time if he loses his D.C. assault trial, which is set to start in the following months, but this settles the probation issue.
Brown responded "Yes sir," repeatedly to questions Friday including a question about whether he was acknowledging he committed a crime in Washington.
It is unclear whether that will have any impact on Brown's pending case or if it only pertains to the probation terms. In any case, he's got a long road ahead.
It's getting very ugly between Sherri Shepherd and Lamar Sally.
As previously reported, the couple is ending its marriage after four years, with reports indicating Sally may have cheated on Shepherd with an ex-girlfriend.
Now, a legal war is brewing between the estranged couple, with legal documents indicating Sally is seeking FULL legal and physical custody of the pair's child… who is yet to be born.
Shepherd and Sally are using a surrogate to create their family.
In addition to asking for custody of the child, Sally is requesting that Shepherd only receives "reasonable" visitation rights, asking for an order preventing her from interfering with the baby being given to him after he enters the world.
Moreover… Sally has asked for spousal support and for Shepherd to foot his lawyer fees, while asking that the couple's prenup be invalidated based on fraud.
Sally married The View co-host in Chicago in August 2011 and filed for legal separation on May 2.
Darn you, In Touch Weekly. You're forcing us to take the side of Kim Kardashian.
Earlier this week, the tabloid ran a cover story that claimed Kim and Kanye West were planning the "Wedding From Hell" because Kris Jenner keeps getting drunk and French Montana may show up as a guest.
Typical tabloid fodder, right?
Except the magazine also published a "photo recreation" of a woman trying to fit into a wedding dress and ran it alongside a picture of Kim crying. The obvious implication? That is Kim failing to fit into her gown! OH NO!
In response to what she describes as a "super lame" gimmick, Kardashian has taken to her blog and brought attention to the pathetic headline grab.
"It's pretty unbelievable what people will do to sell a magazine… this picture says in really small print that it's a "Photo Recreation." It's not a real photo of me, but they're implying that it is," Kim writes.
Is there an irony in any member of the Kardashian family calling someone else out for desperately trying to garner some attention? Of course.
But still... this is super lame of In Touch Weekly.
As lame as Kim Kardashian first realizing racism is an issue now and trying to garner points for blogging about it? No. But pretty darn lame nonetheless.
