Milk may be a bad choice on a hot day, but Morgan Hoffmann made an excellent decision during this weekend's Farmers Insurance Open in San Diego.
Teeing off from the classy city made famous by Ron Burgundy, the second-year golf pro paid tribute to a few Anchorman quotes via his set of wedges.
"Got my wedges all dialed in for this week @VokeyWedges #sandiego #anchorman," Hoffman wrote as a caption to the following image, whose presence on social media escalated quickly since the picture went live.
This makes us want to watch Anchorman online and also to cheer Hoffman on. The young player is only two shots off the lead heading into today's final round.
That's more impressive than eating a whole wheel of cheese.
Check out some of the very best Anchorman quotes below and let's hear it for Hoffman. He has no reason at all to immediately regret this decision...
Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection. Rob Burgundy: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Well I'm gonna go walk it off. Don't act like you're not impressed!
Think the action on Downton Abbey is hot and heavy?
Just wait until you check out Down on Abby!
Oh yes, the folks at Harmony Films in Great Britain are coming out with a parody of this British hit, preparing the world on April 1 to be introduced to such characters as the Grabhems, the Stiffies and, of course, Master Bates.
They will all hang out at Bottomley Manor.
Watch Downton Abbey online now to see what all the fuss is about and then vote below: What is the next porn parody of a major television show you hope to see?
Leonardo DiCaprio took time out from having sex with super models on a yacht yesterday to help good friend Jonah Hill open Saturday Night Live.
The two-time Oscar nominee was telling the audience how he's actually the lead in The Wolf of Wall Street and how DiCaprio was the one to learn a lot from him... when Leo (that's short for Leonardo, as Hill explained) shocked viewers by making an appearance.
He scolded Hill a bit and caused the host to become all apologetic and sheepish.
And then he agreed to do that thing the two often did on set when Hill grew overly anxious. You know, that thing where DiCaprio grabs hold of his co-star and Hill declares himself to be "King of the World."
After defeating the San Francisco 49ers in the NFC Championship Game last Sunday, Richard Sherman went off to Erin Andrews, trash talking wideout Michael Crabtree and grabbing every single sports headline the following morning.
If he didn't blast Crabtree as "sorry" and declare himself the "best," the following video would never exist.
And that would make us very sad... because it's totally hilarious!
Watch now as various children re-enact the awkwardly intense Sherman/Andrews exchange and then continue scrolling to view many other instances of kids doing what they do best: being adorable.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Apollo Nida, Phaedra Parks' husband, has reportedly been charged by federal officials with bank fraud and identity theft.
Nida was named in a criminal complaint last Tuesday after an investigation by the U.S. District Attorney's office, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
The paper reports that Nida created fake companies and then used access to credit reporting databases to locate individuals whose names he used.
His alleged goal? To fraudulently open bank accounts and obtain loans.
He is said to have served prison time from 2004-09 for auto title fraud.
Phaedra Parks, an entertainment attorney and Real Housewives cast member, wed Apollo Nida in 2009, after his release. They have two sons, Ayden and Dylan.
Wonder what she has to say about this particular legal fiasco ...
Nida was apparently named by the original target of the investigation, Gayla St. Julien, who was arrested in September on similar criminal counts.
She confessed all the details of their joint operation, including the fact that Nida would steal people's IDs and have St. Julien open accounts as them.
While in custody, federal officials say St. Julien "described herself as Nida's right hand b---h in executing the legwork of his fraud schemes."
Guess this right hand b---h copped a plea deal.
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A shooting insider a Columbia, Maryland mall this morning claimed the lives of three people, with the suspect among those dead, according to police.
Howard County Police Chief Bill McMahon says the motive of the shooter is unclear, but he opened fire on two individuals inside a second floor store before turning the gun on himself.
The identity of the deceased remains unknown at this time. One body was found near a shotgun.
"Think about this, on a Saturday afternoon at the mall, how many people may be in there," McMahon said at a press conference. "Something like this happens and people run in many directions, and they also do what we train them to do -- to shelter in place."
CNN, after speaking with a federal official, reports that the incident may have been connected to some kind of domestic dispute.
Four shoppers were wounded as a result of the attack (though only one by gunshot) and treated at Howard County General Hospital. All are in good condition.
Gunfire broke out in late morning, with a 911 call placed at 11:15 a.m. and the building deemed secure around 1 p.m.
Laura McKindles, a mall employee, told CNN affiliate WJLA that she heard eight to 10 gunshots.
"I have never experienced anything like this in my life," she said. "I was standing there talking to a customer and I started hearing all this banging coming from the food court... and people started running and they said somebody's down there and they got a gun."
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