Tori Spelling sits down with Mary Jo Eustace in the Season 2 premiere of True Tori, and Dean McDermott's ex-wife has some pretty interesting things to say.
Mary Jo, Dean's wife at the time he started cheating and sleeping with Spelling, certainly knows what she's going through, a fact that isn't lost on Tori ...
In the first conversation she's had with Mary Jo Eustace in eight years, Tori starts out the very awkward chat by telling her "You could say 'I told you so.'"
Yes. Yes she could.
Clearly, Mary Jo warned Tori about Dean's philandering behavior, and the old adage that if he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you could certainly apply.
But Mary Jo says on the True Tori premiere (October 21) that she finds no joy in watching the woman who she once saw as her home wrecker suffer.
"It's actually really horrible. It's not a great feeling," Eustace says, trying to take the high road. "[You] have four children. It doesn't make me feel any better."
"I don't hate Dean," she continues, but at the same time, she makes her opinion of him known: "He's a total knob, I know that. But he's you knob now."
Ouch. That he is.
One could even think of stronger words. Eustace also tells Spelling that if she never existed, "there would've been somebody else" who was up to the task.
Yep. There's always an Emily Goodhand waiting.
Tori and Dean are so broke, he can't even afford a vasectomy supposedly. Guess that's why they keep having kids.
Speaking of whom, in the first True Tori Season 2 promo, Tori allegedly looks at a photo of the as-yet-unseen mistress Dean bonked early last winter.
[Also, she hints that she may be pregnant, which she's totally not, but you gotta tease the new season with as many crazy sound bites as you can, eh?]
Ever since the scandal broke, Emily's lack of digital footprint - in spite of direct quotes attributed to her that broke the affair in Us Weekly - has raised questions.
Is she even real?
When you watch Kendra on Top online, you don't see Ava London, the woman (?) Hank Baskett cheated on Kendra Wilkinson with either, admittedly.
Still, Ava has been seen in videos, photos, even interviews addressing the scandal that gave rise to Kendra on Top's Season 3, True Tori-esque storyline.
Goodhand? Still a total mystery.
The supposed photo Tori looks like is a clear response to those rumors, but we almost certainly won't see her on screen if we haven't already online.
Dean does suck though, as Mary Jo concurs. Even if this were all fake, we know he cheated on one wife he had a kid with (he and Eustace have a son, too)?
Total knob.
