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The origin of San Diego? We all know it involves a female whale's private parts.
About to get into a fight with a rival news team? You want Brick Tamland and his trident on your side.
Indeed, Ron Burgundy is a legend for a reason: he anchors what many consider to be the funniest movie ever made. And almost definitely the most quotable.
Watch Anchorman online to relive the best one-liners, quips, exchanges and insults... then and click through some of our favorite Anchorman quotes now. Don't act like you're not impressed by these...
Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection. Rob Burgundy: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Well I'm gonna go walk it off. Don't act like you're not impressed!
The drag-race loving young singer posted a note on Twitter yesterday that referenced the almighty and sought to comfort his fans. It read:
YOU ARE ALL WORTHY NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS. BE STRONG GOD IS WITH US ALL. MY BELIEBERS CHANGED MY LIFE> I WILL FOREVER BE GRATEFUL."
What do you make of this Twitter message?
It's always nice to acknowledge one's fans, but Justin doesn't sound especially regret-filled or sorrowful, does he?
The singer was pulled over for going about twice the speed limit at 4 a.m. Thursday. He was reportedly drag racing (see below), failed a field sobriety test and gave the officers attitude when they asked him to place his hands on his car.
A model named Chantel Jeffries was in the passenger seat alongside The Biebs.
Justin was released on $2,500 bond and left the prison to cheers and applause.
It's unclear what he will do now, though many close to the artist are pushing him to attend therapy because they think he needs help for substance abuse and also for just dealing with such fame at a young age.
Check out new surveillance video footage of Bieber drag racing immediately prior to his arrest now:
Celebrities love plastic surgery. Although in many cases, they probably should have just loved their original appearance more before they got work done.
There are always exceptions, and some stars certainly go more overboard than others. Not everyone is Heidi Montag (thankfully). But by and large?
Plastic is not as fantastic as it seems, people.
Desiring to appear younger, hotter or tighter - whatever you want to call it - is human nature. Getting surgery to make you look like a wax figure of yourself?
Not so much. Not so much at all.
Behold, 25 examples of celebrities who went under the knife in hopes of improving their bodily appearance ... often with unintended, downright scary results:
The queen of plastic surgery. It's shocking how different Heidi Montag used to look and how badly this obsession turned out for her.
2. Heidi Montag Nose Job!
Yup, she had the nose done too.
3. Heidi Montag Pre-Boob Job
Here's a full-length shot before she altered her appearance forever.
4. The Princess of Plastic Surgery
And this is what happened. Unreal.
5. Bristol Palin Before Plastic Surgery
Well, before she reportedly had plastic surgery, anyway. You have to admit, she looks different than this now. Very different.
6. Bristol Palin After Plastic Surgery
We don't know for a fact that Bristol Palin had plastic surgery. But she looks a lot different in the face nowadays. Just saying.
7. Michael Jackson Plastic Surgery
Not a lot needs to be said about this freak of nature. But come on, what a crazy dude!
8. Lindsay Lohan Plastic Surgery?
Did Lindsay Lohan get plastic surgery? Look at these then-and-now pics and decide.
9. Ashley Horn Plastic Surgery Pics
Ashley Horn shows off her plastic surgery to look like half-sister Lindsay Lohan. That is wrong. Just wrong.
10. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery
Farrah Abraham's plastic surgery is not exactly a secret.
11. Plastic Surgery Cover
Did Kim Kardashian get plastic surgery? The answer to that question is obvious, according to this tabloid cover story.
12. Plastic Surgery Addicts
Teen Mom stars Amber Portwood, Jenelle Evans and Maci Bookout are a bunch of plastic surgery addicts. At least according to this tabloid.
13. Jenelle Evans Before Boob Job
Jenelle Evans poses in a bikini before getting a boob job. What a cute girl ... is something you might think if you didn't know her.
14. Jenelle Evans' Boob Job
Check out the results of Jenelle Evans' boob job ... according to some talented photoshop artists at least. We're not sure if this pic is authentic ... but then again neither is that rack.
15. Anna Faris Plastic Surgery
Anna Faris' lips got a little bigger between 2002 and 2008, don't you think? Is that the only plastic surgery this actress got?
16. Justin Bieber Fan Plastic Surgery
This Justin Bieber fan got plastic surgery to look like his idol. That is scary, scary stuff.
17. Nikki Cox: Bad Plastic Surgery
Good grief, what the hell happened to Nikki Cox's lips? Ick.
18. Tara Reid: The Plastic Surgery Debacle
Yes, she's pretty up front about it. Her chest is pretty up front most of the time, too.
19. Jessica Simpson Lip Injections
Holy crap. Jessica Simpson has looked better. That's as nicely as we can put it.
20. Farrah Abraham Lip Injections
Farrah Abraham gets some lip injections. That looks very fake ...
21. Lindsay Lohan Lips
They're not small or non-plump. Good grief lady.
22. Lara Flynn Boyle Photo
Lara Flynn Boyle has had some plastic surgery it would appear. That face? Not looking so natural.
23. Vienna Girardi Nose Job Pic
Yes, Vienna Girardi got a nose job. Check out the before-and-after shots of the reality star now.
24. Ashley Tisdale Nose Job Pics
Ashley Tisdale has a new nose. Job well done, surgeons. Look at the High School Musical star before and after she got all hacked up. The difference is like so obvious.
25. Lisa Rinna, Husband
WOW
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