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Zombie Apocalypse: Ultra-Safe Miami Fortress For Sale! Jul 9th 2012, 21:08 With the zombie apocalypse reportedly upon us (we're just not buying all this bath salts baloney), it's time to consider your options ... on the real estate front. Tip #1: The undead do not like water, allegedly. If you want to ensure any Rudy Eugene-like characters with a thirst for human flesh don't get anywhere near you and your family, this house is for you: For a modest $10.5 million, you can't put a price on safety. The symmetrical, moat-surrounded palace lacks a working drawbridge, but blocking the only path that leads into the compound would be easy enough. Or destroying it. Do what you gotta do. BONUS: Birdman filmed a music video here, so there’s likely to be some firearms on the premises. That's just the way Lil Wayne's crew rolls after all. Follow this link for more zombie-safe homes!

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