It's the season finale of The Real Housewives of Atlanta and "Divas Into Focus" throws us a party where it's hard to tell who's coming and who's going. We recap all the divorces and diamond rings in our THG +/- review.
Before we jump into Kenya Moore's party, or is it a gala? Does anyone know what the heck is difference? Let's check in with the other Housewives first.
Phaedra Parks drags Kandi to check out her next venture. Pretty pink stun guns called Phaedra Sparks. Minus 15.
Supposedly Phaedra is a lawyer, a wannabe funeral director, and a wannabe fitness video producer, and now she wants to throw her name on a taser. So I guess when someone misuses one of her tasers and kills someone she can handle both the lawsuit and the funeral.
Porsha and Kordell head to therapy. Plus 20…in theory. Reality tells something different.
We all know Kordell's controlling but in therapy he comes off as an arrogant, self absorbed, ass.
He tells Porsha that if her goal is to win an argument then she better be ready for disappointment because she's going to lose every time. Minus 12. Hasn't he ever heard that relationships are all about compromise?
But it gets worse. When talking about Porsha's miscarriage he tells the therapist, "As tough as it was for her, it was extremely overwhelming for me." Minus 30. It's as though Porsha's feelings are always secondary to his.
When it comes to marriage and raising a family it's not that these two aren't on the same page…they're not even in the same book.
Let's head to Kenya's party where the theme is iconic black women in film. If you thought that sounded like a fun night, boy were you wrong.
Porsha decides she doesn't want to look like a fool so she passes on the BAPS costume and comes as Dorothy Dandridge, the first African American woman to be nominated for an Academy Award. Porsha looks great. Plus 13.
Kenya is furious. She claims she had events planned around each of the characters and now Porsha has ruined the show.
Is that true? Kenya claims e-mails were exchanged. So maybe she's got the right to be angry…but throwing Porsha out makes her looks like one crazy b*tch. Minus 18.
The aftermath just gets crazier. Did anyone else notice that Kordell gave Brandon all kinds of hell on Porsha's behalf but when two burly men were kicking his wife out of the party he was suspiciously quiet. Minus 11.
The rest of the Housewives turn to leave in protest.
As far as costumes go…Kandi looked kind of ridiculous as Tina Turner but it's hard not to in the 1980s What's Love Got To Do With It music video get up. Phaedra went over the top as Eartha Kitt's Catwoman. Cynthia was suppose to be Diana Ross but you could hardly tell. Her outfit looked like something Cynthia herself would wear.
Kenya rocked it as Foxy Brown. Plus 20…but then NeNe came to town.
NeNe Leakes was awesome as Grace Jones. Did anyone else notice that everyone was talking about leaving until NeNe got there and then they all turned and followed her back in. So funny. NeNe arrives and her entourage follows.
And who ever would have thought that Miss NeNe would be the voice of reason once again as she talked Kenya down off the proverbial ledge. Talk about an odd season.
In the end we find out that:
- Porsha - Kordell filed for divorce. Really? That's all Bravo's got to say on the subject.
- Phaedra's expecting baby boy #2 and is producing a workout video…no competition is expected.
- Kandi and Todd are engaged. Congrats to the happy couple.
- Cynthia - She's doing another pageant and helping NeNe plan her re-nuptuals.
- NeNe's still jumping between Atlanta and Hollywood. Gregg gave her a 15 carat engagement ring!
- Kenya Is dating an African oil tycoon and claims her dvd is outselling Phaedra's. I wonder if Bravo will release the real numbers on that.
Next week we get to see it all unravel during the Housewives reunion show. I wouldn't miss it.
Episode total = -33! Season total = -292!
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