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25 Tweets From Parents That Perfectly Sum Up Life with Kids Mar 26th 2014, 18:53, by Free Britney Kids. They say the darndest things, whether they're aware of it or not. Even when they're not asked to say all the bad words they know, the small humans who live with us come up with some true gems, day in and day out. Equally hilarious? Some of the parents who relay these experiences. We're grateful for children and the joy they bring to our lives, and equally appreciative of the effort parents put in (as well as the technology that connects us). If it weren't for Twitter, moms and dads would obviously get by just fine, but it's much easier these days to connect with others to commiserate or spread the love. Click below to laugh/cry along with them in 140 characters or less. 25 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up Parenting 1. Sex Ed That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum. View As List 1. Sex Ed That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum. 2. Frozen in Hell "Let It Go" is definitely playing on repeat. 3. PARK! Great moments in safe words. 4. Just Pretending? [nods] 5. 82 Percent That may be conservative. 6. Fingers Smell Like ... ... you can guess, and if you're a parent, relate. 7. Circle the Block a Few Times? If only ... 8. Close Enough Eh, clothes are clothes. 9. Free Cats and Dogs! Would be so cool. 10. You Don't Want to Know You really don't. 11. I'll Tell on You They start early. 12. Fetch! You know you do it. 13. Were You Born With Those? It's a fair question. 14. RRP5D Sounds about right. 15. Cheap Babysitter Next time you complain about your cable bill, just consider the real potential. 16. Sticks or ... They do sound similar. 17. Suave 2 in 1 Hey, whatever works. 18. Can You Skip That? If only. 19. Used Food Ick. Who wants that. 20. Tolerance Must be taught early. 21. Rabies Shares similar symptoms with fatigue. 22. Whine and Wine Oh, how those words are intertwined. 23. Dad of the Year It's a go-to. 24. Consensual Massage Lessons all kids must understand. 25. Chapstick 2, Vegetables 0 For those keeping score.

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