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Farrah Abraham's latest music video has reminded us that before she was into porn, she totally tried to be a musician. It also reminds us of how terrible she is.
Like, hilariously bad. Her new track "Blowin'" (as in your mind, not James Deen's member) is so far beyond the point of bad that we lack the appropriate words.
You couldn't dream up a spoof of a Farrah Abraham music video that would fail as hard as her actual song, which we suppose makes it awesome in a way.
One might even say it's mind "Blowin'" ... the irony:
Like previous efforts "Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom" and "On My Own" (below), Farrah Abraham overuses auto-tune more than parodies of auto-tune.
According to the lyrics, which she uploaded herself, it appears to be a song about being better then [sic] normal and showing them what your [sic] made of.
She's "Blowin'" at grammar, that's for sure.
As for the baffling music video, it features her partying with friends and hanging with daughter Sophia, who is going to be so, so confused in a few years.
Read some lyrical experts from this work of genius after the jump and tell us if you think she might be the worst singer in the history of modern music ...
Let me get that air That breeze The wind I need, Im blowin (I'm blowin) All these bullies away
Celeburty - Celeburty - Celeburty Being yourself is makin you famous
Live and learn Be better then normal Make those mistakes Your blowin (your blowin) all their minds away (Appearance, Sexuality, Ability)
Casted out Now your standin out Like a star Be true to you Topin all the charts
CelebURty - CelebURty - CelebURty Being yourself is makin you famous
All these ups And downs With the best Support around (Following, Friend requestin, Fan pages) Bein a star Is better then Not knowin (not knowin) Who your are
Let the hate stack up Positivity push through Being you (Bein You) Take your time, (Have the last laugh) It's your time
Being ourselves made us famous
Yeah ... we got nothing when it comes to this girl. Not anymore. Between the Farrah Abraham sex tape and her music career, we are utterly speechless.
And yet, there may be no other celebrity these days who fascinates us in quite the same way ... even if it's a morbid curiosity, disbelieving kind of way.
For more reasons why, click through the gallery below:
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