Lolo Jones may be a virgin, but that isn't stopping the three-time Olympian from ragging on other people's sex lives.
Referring to Drake's gig hosting the annual ESPN awards show, Lolo tweeted: "It's amazing that Drake is hosting the @ESPYs but it's gonna be tough for him to hand out all those awards to Rihanna's ex-boyfriends."
Oooooh! No she didn't!
It seems now that her athletic career is at an end (Jones failed to medal in both the Summer and Winter Olympics) Lolo is trying her hand at insult comedy. We're happy for her, but we think she may have Rihanna confused with Kim Kardashian.
Yes, Rihanna dated Matt Kemp of the Dodgers and she probably even hooked up with some other athletes in the past week. But it's Kim who's been under more athletes than a dugout bench.
The list of athletes that Kim has been romantically linked with is too long to list here, but check out the gallery below for a trip down chlamydia lane. Just keep some Purell on hand for when you're done.
As for Lolo, she's been viciously attacked on Twitter (highlight: "Lolo Jones loses more than Ralph Nader"), but despite her name and the fact that she insulted Drake, we have yet to see a Lolo/Yolo pun. Get on it, people!
T.J. Jackson, Michael's nephew, was Kim's first love. It's believed that he was her "first" in the physical sense as well.
2. Damon Thomas
Kim's forgotten husband, music producer Damon Thomas, was married to her from 2000-04. Yes, those dates are correct!
3. Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon and Kim Kardashian were a thing in 2006-07. She's been around awhile!
4. The Game
The Game said it himself recently. He is not dating Khloe Kardashian, despite the constant rumors to that effect ... but he did do Kim once.
5. Ray J
Ray J. One name and one additional letter say it all. When he recorded the Kim Kardashian sex tape, a superstar was born.
6. Reggie Bush
After Ray J hit it first (or more like third or fourth), Kim moved on to NFL star Reggie Bush, with whom she had a long-term relationship.
7. Miles Austin
Dallas Cowboys receiver Miles Austin made Kim his tight end (so to speak) in a long-distance but legitimate relationship after Reggie.
8. Kris Humphries
Kim Kardashian's second husband, Kris Humphries, was married to her only 72 days, then starred in at least that many tabloid reports after she dumped him.
9. Kanye West
Kanye West put a baby in it. Then he put a ring on it. Think this romance will be Kim's last?
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