Last night, Kim Kardashian tried to "break the Internet" with a photo of her bulbous behind, and we may have figured her motivation.
It's possible Kim thought that if she was able to destroy our communications infrastructure with the power of her oiled-up ass then the world might never find out that she met her husband, Kanye West, while participating in a threesome!
Sadly, her strategy failed, as the ever-reliable In Touch magazine is spreading the word on Kim and Kanye's meet-cute orgy through the power of print:
The tabloid claims that Kim was dating a "longtime boyfriend" (which really narrows it down) when Kanye invited her to join him and another woman who "happened to also be famous" in what the French call le menage a trois.
Kim showed up and got down, and now - the tabloid ridiculously claims - Kanye threatens to tell the world about the three-way whenever Kim gets out of line.
It's important to bear in mind that this is the same In Touch that claimed Kim and 'Ye were in a "divorce battle over baby North" just last month. The month before that, it was a "nasty $250 million dollar divorce."
You get the idea. Here's a quote from their "source:"
"She spent years trying to change people's perception of her, ever since the sex tape came out, and this can undo everything. She's terrified he will tell the world what she did."
Look, we like to imagine Kanye as a manipulative jackass as much as anyone, but why make up stuff like this when there are so many legitimate reasons to dislike the guy?
T.J. Jackson, Michael's nephew, was Kim's first love. It's believed that he was her "first" in the physical sense as well.
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