Last night on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 11 Episode 2, Kourtney tried her best to adjust to the new status quo with Scott Disick.
Easier said than done, as it turned out.
Also, we learned that koalas are too promiscuous for their own good. You weren't going to learn that watching The Wizard of Oz!
We open with Kris Jenner asking her daughter, Khloe the question all kids fear - Whose responsibility is it to put on the condom? Exactly how does one put it on?
This is where the American school system has failed us, and why Keeping Up With The Kardashians will air in health classes across the country in an effort to promote safe sex and/or abstinence.
JK, but it's not a terrible idea.
Khloe heads to Australia to promote Kardashian Kollection children's line alone, while her sisters tend to their own back home.
RUDE, thinks Khloe to herself, seeking revenge in the form of a drag show and shots of the female variety. Live for now!
Back home, Kim informs Kris that her marital home isn't even close to being ready (in fact, they're selling it BUT DON'T TELL KRIS), and PS - Kim's moving her family back into Kris' home.
Nah, Kris says. I'm getting laid on the reg, so you need to take some of that cash I sold you for made you and rent a home.
Kim ignores her mother's obvious reluctance and moves everything into the estate, pointing out that she'll be there until December 1st/the first week of December/until Kris dies.
Ugh, and the sad merry-go-round that is Kourtney and Scott's relationship doesn't seem to get any better.
Scott doesn't want to be punished, even though he really screwed the pooch, and Kourtney's super over it.
What else is there to say except, "Get your sh-- together, Scott."
I do, however, appreciate that Kris wants to help him. She could easily ignore the guy, but since Scott is the father of her grandchildren, Kris knows that the right thing to do is offer support.
BTW, I'm totally going to make Kourtney's avocado pudding.
As always, you may follow the link to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, and reflect on Khloe's unflinching awesomeness in the comments.
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