Once upon a time, Kim Kardashian broke the Internet with the simple act of baring her oiled-up ass to the world.
A young Kylie Jenner looked on and learned that the butts could be used to destroy even the most sophisticated communication networks...and now the world may never be the same.
Yes, like a young Jedi who's studied the ways of a gigantic-assed Yoda, Kylie is applying the teachings of her master and decimating the world of social media using the power of the backside.
Obviously, this isn't the first time we've seen Kylie's butt. In fact, this may be the most clothed we've ever seen it.
But this is the first time we've seen a demonstration of its full power.
This is basically the Manhattan Project of asses, and Kylie has become a destroyer of worlds.
Like Homer Simpson on a treadmill, that thing doesn't stop jiggling once the movement has stopped.
Is this Kylie's way of showing quashing the rumors that she's had butt implants? Is she taking her place as the rightful heir to the Kardashian throne? Have we devoted way too much thought to an 18-year-old girl's ass?
The answer to all of those questions is a resounding "Idk. Probs."
Anyway, enjoy the hypnotic jiggling of Kylie's 'donk. Just don't blame us if you don't get anything else done today and/or end up on some kind of watch list,
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