"VROOM-VROOM!"
...Is what Caitlyn Jenner exclaimed when she saw that her assistant Courtney got a new toy.
And we're not talking about a Maserati.
Nor are we talking about a blender, or a hoverboard or a flying drone.
Nope, the machine that goes "VROOM" is a tasteful, modestly-sized hot pink vibrator.
Every girl needs one.
In a clip from I Am Cait, the former spouse of Kris Jenner is on the road with her gal pals when Courtney receives a package.
"What do you think it is? A tennis bracelet? Diamonds?" Courtney asks the group. "Better. Better than diamonds. It's my favorite thing in the world."
She then opens the package an unveils the vibe.
"Oh god," says Cait. "I'm learning so much."
And that's when she breaks out the onomatopoeia.
"A VROOM-VROOM," Caitlyn calls it.
She then takes the sex toy and examines it while the other ladies comment on its gorgeous fuchsia hue.
They pass it around and Candis Cayne proceeds to fondle it, then demonstrate its versatility by executing a pantomime using the phallus as a telephone and a lipstick.
Candis and Cait are rumored to be in a secret relationship, so maybe this little cutie could spice up their romance.
Or be used to as a training tool to apply Cait's new line of lipsticks.
We kid!
Actually, Caitlyn recently announced that she may be ready for a man in her life.
Perhaps this phallic silicone simulator could be a helpful, um, transition.
(Is it okay to say that?)
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