Jessica Simpson doesn't do much singing or acting these days, but she's still brings in millions thanks to her various fashion lines.
Unlike most designers, Jessica is her own top model, and she's not shy about taking to social media to flaunt her assets:
"Get your suit on!" Jess captioned the above pic, adding, "#sunsoutbunsout"
Usually, the focus is on Jessica's boobs, so it's a bit surprising to see her pulling a Kardashian here.
It's kinda like when Michael Jordan played baseball, except with much, much better results.
Jessica is showing us her ass and not her boobs, and she's not talking about how much she has sex with Eric Johnson for once.
This girl must really want to sell some swimsuits.
Hell, she even stayed sober for the occasion!
To be clear, we're not among the people who think Jess is some kind of raging lush.
It's just that after seeing Simpson wasted on the Home Shopping Network last year, we expect to see a bottle of Scotch in the background whenever we know she's gonna be hocking clothes.
Seems to he preferred method of salesmanship.
Anyway, whatever Jess is doing, it's clearly working.
Grown men who live in desert climates are buying women's swimsuits right now without even knowing why.
Hopefully, she's decided to make this "the summer of Jessica Simpson's ass," and there's more of this in store.
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