We're not saying the girl doesn't work, work, work, work, work, but Rihanna's typical Tuesday probably bears a striking resemblance to the most indulgent, extravagant vacation you've ever taken.
So when the girl actually takes some time off work to party in an exotic locale, she basically takes her bikinis, booze and blunts game to 11:
Yes, as you can see Rihanna is in a bikini, knocking back beers on what looks to be one hell of a beautiful beach.
Basically, she's out there making the most of summer, so you that you can do some vicarious living while wallowing away in your cubicle.
We don't use the word "hero" often, but it's hard to deny that Rihanna is the greatest hero in the history of the world.
For anyone who doubts that perfectly reasonable and possibly understated claim, we present Exhibit B: RiRi swimming while drinking a beer and smoking a blunt.
Isn't it hard to swim with both hands full of party fuel?
If the blunt goes out, does she go all the way back to shore to light it, or just toss the thing?
Isn't a little unnecessary to put a bottle of beer inside a wooden mug?
These are the concerns of mere mortals.
They don't enter the mind of a superior being who once claimed that not wearing a bedazzled thong was her only regret in life.
While the rest of the world is wondering whether Rihanna and Drake are secretly dating, RiRi herself is living life, pounding brews, and smoking weed that probably costs more than your car by the ounce.
And for that, we thank her.
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