Of all the things you don't want to say publicly on social media ... Justine Sacco wins. But talking about how you to get it in with your "hot" cousin is up there.
On Christmas night, Twitter user Mobute, a contributor for Deadspin, Esquire and other sites, discovered that these thoughts were a recurring theme.
He started re-tweeting them all, and the results are ... interesting.
Around the holidays, we often see relatives who aren't in our immediate families, and it's understandable to observe that one's cousins are attractive humans.
This goes beyond that, though. The words "crush," "date" and "f--k" were frequently used. There was a lot of family holiday party sexual tension apparently.
Unless your cousin looks like Kate Upton, there's no need for ... you know what, it would still be weird to be related to her and think about sleeping with her.
Right? Not to these people around the country, evidently.
Some choice hot cousin Tweets from earlier this week:
- why do i find my cousin hot wtf is wrong with me :(((((( (@mycoleenromance)
- mom can u disown me so i can date my hot cousin? (@wolfgangniall)
- like what the fuck i have this rlly hot cousin in the philippines why am i attracted to him stop hes ur cousin kimberly ur sick kimberly (@wolfgangniall)
- MY HOT COUSIN HUGGED ME AND LEFT IM UPSET I DIDNT GET A PIC SMH (@dazedzouiam)
- my cousin is so hot i cant being in the familyzone sucks (@nouiscolgate)
- Nick (the hot cousin) called me a weird creature so that's how this secret crush is going (@MariahNyg)
- MY COUSIN IS HOT WTF I AM FEELIN INCEST (@OFFICIALALIX)
- My hot cousin is still hot and just so everyone knows I already know I'm going to hell (@ncollinss)
- I WENT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY HOT COUSIN AND THE FLASH WENT OFF @adoringsam
- Welp. My cuz just looked at me & said, "if you weren't my cousin, id pretty much be in love with you...I mean you're hot." (@djholleeb)
- Hot cousin brought his gf to christmas noooo (@hannahnsomecats)
- honestly the worst thing in the world is having a fucking hot cousin that you want to fuck but you cant (@JadeBen_)
Honestly, @JadeBen_. That is the worst thing in the world.
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