Lego enthusiasts across the nation, unite! Porn star Christy Mack took to Twitter with an idea that will make sure you put your building skills to good use:
She's offering oral sex to the person who builds the best creation.
Seriously. Her exact words: "Whoever builds me the best Lego creation to put in my house gets a blow job." Sounds like an unbeatable offer, right?
Maybe, maybe not. Regardless of whether you've heard of Christy Mack, or find her attractive, the idea of a blow job from a porn star will appeal to some.
However, building a Lego creation worthy of winning the prize?
Unlike the winner of this contest ... the creation itself is not going to come easy. You're gonna have to invest serious time and possibly money here.
All for something that's going to last about as long as Sean Lowe when he finally got Catherine Giudici into bed Sunday night. Talk about ephemeral.
If we're not being clear, Christy clearly knows what she's doing in this arena, and it's not going to take her long to bring your reward to completion.
The Lego creating, on the other hand, will take you an eternity.
If Mack were offering, say, monthly blow jobs for an entire year, or threw in the occasional hand relief as an added bonus, then we'd be talking.
Under the current terms of the deal, however? We're not sure we would jump at the opportunity. Now if it were Kate Upton ... okay, never mind.
As for why Christy is so into Legos, it's not clear. Maybe she has kids? Or just has enjoyed building with the bricks since she was a kid? Who knows, people.
The contest ends on March 1, FYI. Get crackin' fellas.
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