Author Ted Scheinman Tweeted a photo this morning of a napkin, on which a pair of eight-year olds explain all they know about relationships and how men and women fall for each other.
"The best thing you will read all day: two of my sister's 2nd graders on "how to fall in love." My favorite: step #8," wrote Scheinman along with the picture.
Same here. Although the number of times these tykes reference "sex" is a bit scary:
So, to recap in plain text:
First you stare at the person.
You get close to each other.
You ask for a date.
You go in bed and do sex.
When you kiss you suck and lick.
Get nacked [sic] in bed and do more sex.
Go dance and put your noses together.
Then kiss forever.
Take a shower together and kiss.
Give each other rings.
Go to the pool together.
Between one-year olds beatboxing and eight-year olds being all about doing sex, kids really are growing up fast these days.
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