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Husband Sends Wife Spreadsheet of Sex Excuses, Guarantees Himself Perpetual Lack of Booty Jul 21st 2014, 14:56, by Hilton Hater Well... this is one way to handle a lack of sexual intercourse with your wife. A frustrated husband recently emailed his better half an unexpected spreadsheet prior to her leaving for a business trip: it documented all of her excuses over the past month for NOT wanting to get it on with her mate. Because she either wanted to shower… watch TV… wake up early… or feel less full, the couple only knocked boots three times over the course of 30-plus days.  We know what many husbands are probably thinking: Three times? Dude, consider yourself lucky! And we also know what many women are thinking: This guy is never getting any sex from his wife ever again. 11 Most Annoying Facebook Couples 1. PDA and TMI Combined Because we were all thinking just how badly we need to watch you suck face.

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