Six Brutally Honest Valentines For Your Would-Be Lover >>Hollywood

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Six Brutally Honest Valentines For Your Would-Be Lover Feb 14th 2016, 14:00, by Free Britney Happy Valentine's Day, the most romantic day EVER!!! Or not. Behold, a half dozen hilarious valentines that convey brutal honestly, rather than the idealistic passion we dream of. Feel the February 14 magic, slash settling. 1. Options I love you a lot, but there are also a lot fewer options than there used to be. 2. Hassle Sure, being with you is a hassle. But going back into the dating game is a bigger hassle. 3. Commitment I will stay with you forever ... because it would just crush the kids otherwise. 4. Faithful One partner is all you need when that woman or man is special enough. It's also really hard to juggle more than one of them. 5. Unity Being with you is great, if only because being alone is even scarier. 6. Strength Together we will be stronger than we could ever be apart. Financially at least. View Slideshow

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