The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are invited to dinner but please, "Don't Sing For Your Supper." But one Housewife can't get over the music. We recap all the tears and jeers in our THG +/- review.
Before we get to dinner, let's start off with prom night. Kim's 16 year old daughter Kimberly is heading off to her first prom and I think Kim is more excited than she is. Kim wants to make sure this is the most amazing experience her daughter's ever had. Minus 10. No pressure or anything.
But this is Kim's youngest so I'll forgive her the tears and high expectations. It's been a rough year.
Kim's not the only one with a teen in the house. Kyle's quizzing her daughter Alexia for her driver's exam. Plus 15 because where else but in Beverly Hills do you see a 15 year old learning how to parallel park while driving a Porsche? It is a little surreal and isn't that why we watch?
Now we're off to Yolanda's dinner party and Plus 25 because her home is simply stunning. I'd be happy to never stop looking at the views of the ocean over the infinity pool.
And if anyone could rival Martha Stewart it might just be Yolanda. Not only is the food perfect and the flowers impeccable but she literally color coordinates her fruit and vegetables and displays them in a glass refrigerator. Plus 18. I'm lucky if I can keep my strawberries from going moldy.
The party goes well. Of course it's the guests you have to worry about. Everyone tries to be on their best behavior but Taylor needs to lay off the alcohol. Minus 10.
What is Taylor's obsession with Brandi? The woman wasn't even there and Taylor's bashing her…and in telling the story she embarrasses her host. Minus 13. Yolanda was not pleased and she doesn't look like a woman who forgets when she's been slighted.
I must admit, Yolanda's husband's Grammy collection is damned impressive. He and his friends are very talented and it was fun to hear them strut their stuff. Plus 15 for the impromptu concert. It looked like everyone enjoyed it, except Taylor.
David may have come off a bit haughty when he asked for only the professionals to sing but it's his house and this was his show and most of the ladies took it well.
Lisa admitted that, "We probably sound like a load of cats that's been strangled" and Kim admitted that she "could ruin Twinkle, Twinkle." Plus 10. Me too, Kim. Me too.
But Taylor wasn't nearly so gracious. She took the snub personally and couldn't stop with the eye rolling. Minus 9. Then she got all emotional over the trumpet rendition of Danny Boy which I thought sounded lovely.
Not only can't she get through listening to the song but then she blames to host for ruining her night. Minus 11. I think it's time for Taylor to go home.
The entire night goes by with Lisa and Adrienne being quietly civil towards one another, in other words they still aren't speaking.
Lisa wants an apology and I don't blame her. Adrienne thinks they just need to move on. The husbands are now as angry as the wives and I don't see this ending well.
Adrienne calls a summit meeting and Plus 8. It's about damn time.
A couple of side notes…
Has anyone else noticed that Kim talks a lot about auras?
Lisa once again wins the most ridiculous high heel award. I swear I'm just waiting for her to topple over one day.
Didn't they say Taylor gained ten pounds? Where? She could gain 20 and still look too thin…except for the lips. They keep growing.
Will Adrienne actually apologize? Will anyone utter the words I'm sorry? We'll have to tune in next wee to find out.
Episode total = +38! Season total = +55!
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