There was a time when Kim Kardashian's ass was considered the gold standard of trunk junk.
Her bulbous backside made purists long for a simpler time then J-Lo's butt was the biggest badonkadonk Hollywood had ever seen.
But that was then and this is now, and if the world of entertainment has taught us anything, it's that audiences are constantly begging for bigger, better, and jigglier!
And that's why - in recent weeks - Khloe Kardashian's butt has exploded onto the scene like some sort of Michael Bay effects spectacular stuffed into Spanx:
If Kim's ass was the original, than Khloe's is the gritty-rebooty. This is not you grandfather's 'donk, but rather something fresh, new, and maybe a little scary:
We now know how primitive man felt when he saw a comet streaking across the night sky. Sure Khloe's butt is fun to look at, but we don't where it came from or if it will destroy us all.
Khloe's been hitting the gym on a daily basis, so is it possible that she chiseled her current ass-tacular form from her former body like how Michelangelo created David from a block of marble?
Or did she just get giant butt implants like everyone keeps saying?
Either way, we're thinking her new look should put the Khloe Kardashian eating disorder rumors to rest. That thing didn't come from missing meals.
But in any event, ours is not to question why, but simply to enjoy the sight before us.
After all, a thing of beauty is a joy forever, and Khloe got so much back you can see it from the front.
Khloe Kardashian chills here in front of a green screen. She is now the big 3-0!!!
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