In case you somehow missed it, Miley Cyrus has nipples, and she really, really wants you to see them.
When she's out on the town or attending some sort of classy soiree, Miley puts on her formal marijuana leaf pasties, but when she's posing for a selfie, she lets it all hang out, and she's sick of those squares at Instagram deleting her nip pics.
In the past, Miley's been quite vocal in her support of the "free the nipple" movement that opposes what it believes to be a sexist policy toward nudity on the popular photo-sharing site.
Miley being Miley, she's decided to go a step further than just posting the occasional booby shot that immediately gets taken down.
Instead, she's decided to post images so disturbing that they'll change the way you look at ta-tas for the rest of your days:
Miley wants her nipples to be free. And her pizza. Apparently, those two things are related.
We think the goal here is that the pics will stay burned into your brain long after they get deleted by IG administrators. In that sense, we guess it's more effective than just a close-up of a boob.
Seeing the faces of Elvis and Wayne Coyne from The Flaming Lips superimposed over topless Miley's body is disturbing, to say the least, but it's the edits made from Miley's personal camera roll that are really causing eye bleach to fly off the shelves.
Lately, Ms. Cyrus has been using photos of herself as a child and pics of her dead dog Floyd to Photoshop semi-nude mash-ups that would probably be enough to have her committed in some countries.
Look, we're all for exposed boobs and freedom of artistic expression, but Miley's combination of the two God-given rights is causing us some seriously disturbing nightmares.
(We won't go into the one where Floyd starts singing "Hound Dog" in Elvis' voice, while twerking.)
So at this point, we're imploring the admins to just give Miley what she wants. Otherwise, there's no telling how long she'll continue to hold our eyeballs hostage.
Miley Cyrus attended a party in Miami dressed like this. We're not kidding. We really wish we were kidding.
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