In case - like most of the world - you haven't given her much thought lately, allow us to bring you up to speed on Lady Gaga:
She's still dressing like a rejected Batman villain and somehow keeping a straight face while doing so.
Yes, sometimes flashing your naked butt on Instagram doesn't get you enough attention, so you have to hit the streets of Paris in your best Klingon porn star duds.
What's truly impressive about Gaga's fashion sense is the way she takes a look should be sexy and somehow makes it horrifying.
It's kinda like when Elmer Fudd gets attracted to a hot female hunter who turns out to be a stack of dynamite with a hat on top.
To her credit, Gaga has been doing this for years and she somehow never rocks the same Martian fetish-model look twice.
Some think the fact that she still puts this much effort into dressing up to walk her dog might mean that there's no truth to the rumor that Gaga is married to Taylor Kinney.
That's not necessarily true, though. You see, Gaga doesn't dress like this for Taylor. She doesn't even dress like this for herself.
No, Gaga dresses like this for her fans...and for the smae paparazzi that she's giving the evil eye to in these pics.
Not everyone can get away with walking around in a dress made out of Muppets and still making you feel bad when you get caught staring.
It's hard to toggle back in forth between "Look how weird I am!" and "I changed my mind, stop looking!" We call it the Lena Dunham approach to fame.
Lady Gaga gets a huge tattoo, and no pants or top are being worn in the process of her getting it. Pretty great.
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