In case you're somehow not aware, Miley Cyrus enjoys taking her clothes off.
In fact, nudity is central to her life philosophy. The former Hannah Montana doesn't want to live in a world where she can't get naked and smoke weed whenever and wherever she pleases.
She's currently active in the "free the nipple" campaign which is a movement with the goal of convincing the powers that be at Instagram to stop censoring female breasts.
Judging from her latest upload, it seems that the Miley and company have won their courageous battle:
Either that, or the intern they put in charge of charge of monitoring Miley's account round the clock dozed off for a minute.
In any event, Miley has succeeded in showing the world her nipples once again. It's not like Miley topless is anything we haven't seen before, of course, but this time it's different.
Those are symbolic nipples. They stand for freedom, equality, and the power of a grassroots boob-showing campaign.
We have a theory that Miley might be a master strategist, and she's actually been messing with us for months.
You see, anyone who's been to Miley's Instagram page knows that it's full of baby photos superimposed on twerking bodies and other terrifying images.
We think the goal there was to traumatize IG admins to the point that now when they come to Miley's page and see some nipples, they're like, "Well, those won't give me nightmares for life. I'll let 'em slide."
Well played, Cyrus. Well played.
Miley wants her nipples to be free. And her pizza. Apparently, those two things are related.
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