Golden Retriever Tries, Fails to Catch Pretty Much Everything in the World >>Hollywood

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Golden Retriever Tries, Fails to Catch Pretty Much Everything in the World Mar 24th 2015, 18:41, by Hilton Hater Say hello to Fritz the Golden Retriever. Now say goodbye to the dog's hopes and dreams. This adorable canine is featured in a video posted to YouTube by owner Evan Ball, who is giving Fritz a chance to catch things in his mouth. Things like a steak, a strawberry, a chimichanga, a meatball and a doughnut. Dog Fails to Catch Things in His Mouth Unfortunately, Fritz is like this dog and his tennis ball, simply unable to coordinate his eyes with his legs and his mouth. Don't feel to badly for Fritz, however. According to his official YouTube page, the Golden Retriever has a "positive, can-do attitude" while those around him wait for the day that he "masters the skill of catching food in his mouth." Plus, let's face it: there's a very good chance Fritz gets to eat everything that falls out of his mouth anyway. That's not a bad deal for a dog. 24 Times Dogs Have Hilariously Failed at Life 1. Here I come, couch! Did someone move these pieces of furniture farther apart when I was asleep?!? 2. Here I come, ottoman! Well, this didn't work out as planned. 3. Stop laughing and... HELP! I know this is funny and all... but I really can't move. 4. (Not) Breaking Free I'm Freeeee! No... wait. Darn it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. OUCH! Here I go! I'll y'all on the other side... OUCH! 6. Hammock fail! Why do people say these things are comfortable? 7. One false move Yay! I got my toy! Then... this happened. 8. Snow... fall Yippee! It's snow! Time to play and... OUCH! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Cat attacked! I wish this cat only had my tongue. 10. Little help? Darn it. I was so close to freedom, too. 11. Where's the treat? It's on your head, buddy. 12. I got it... I got it... ... I so don't got it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Having a ball Don't they make balls for pets my size?!? 14. Not In-Tents I just wanna join my owners for some camping. A little help, please? 15. Panda bear shaming I promise not to do it again. 16. Stuck on a staircase Well, this seemed like a good idea at the time. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Quick drink fail Nice, I'm parched. Could use a quick drink and.... heeeey! 18. Play with me! What, can you not walk or something?!? 19. Fun with shadows Come here and play with me! What are you, a baby?!? 20. Is this door open? Yes. Your friend just went through it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Gone bowling HELP! This is not nearly as fun as it may look. 22. Lesson learned I won't play with the cat's stuff again. 23. Who put this thing here? And can someone please take it away? 24. What's wrong with this picture? HINT: One dog isn't exactly looking through a window. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: "24 Times Dogs Have Hilariously Failed at Life ." We'll be redirecting you shortly...

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