Tuesday night on The Real Housewives of New York City Season 7 Episode 14, Ramona's antics put quite a damper on the ladies' night out.
Raise your hand if you're surprised. Anyone?
Picking up where we left off last week, The Real Housewives of New York City Season 7 Episode 14 wasted little time as far as drama goes.
The ladies of the Big Apple are still tearing it up in Turks and Caicos. The alcohol is flowing freely, and the ladies aren't missing a drop.And, of course, with each drop of alcohol, the housewives get more and more vicious.
The claws came out for Ramona when she decided to c*ck block Bethenny and Carole while they were partying it up at The Conch Shack.
Bethenny and Carole had initially started talking to the owner of the bar, but when they momentarily diverted their attention, Ramona moved in on their man.
The next day, the ladies blew up Ramona's spot for flirting. But they were really angry that she ditched her girlfriends for a guy.
Kristen said, "You seriously shut everybody out. You were very, very rude."
Here's the question: who cares???
They were on vacation; the point is to have a good time. If that means Ramona gets some strange, then so be it.
Sure, maybe it was a little sh*tty that she was flirting with the guy Bethenny and Carole were talking to. But it isn't like they were looking for their next ex-husband.
Ramona apologized in the best way she knows…by reminding Carole she is f*cking a 28-year-old, so she can shut the eff up.
"Carole, I'm sorry you are offended. You are f*cking a 28 year old," Ramona said in her apology. Best. Apology. Ever.
Then, she made amends with the rest of the crowd by calling herself "selfish for once" for talking to a dude.
However, there are two problems with that. This was doubtfully the first time Ramona has been selfish. And flirting with a man while out with your friends is not selfish.
No more apologies, Ramona. Unless they are hilarious like the apology to Carole.
Once everyone got over Ramona's mingling with men, the drama turned to Bethenny and Heather.
Bethenny and Heather have been fighting for nearly the whole season, ever since Heather found out she was considered a plus one at Bethenny's birthday party.
While having lunch at their vacation villa, Heather was turned off by the advice Bethenny was giving to Ramona about a potential book title. "Sometimes I feel like no one can get a word in," Heather angrily said to Bethenny. "You're a know it all. I think you're a know it all."
Bethenny, who masterfully exacerbates tension with snarky comebacks, said, "Maybe I know it all. Well, I know it all. If you want to know anything, I'll tell you."
And then sh*t got weird. The two started goofing off. Bethenny picked Heather up and carried her into the ocean, while Heather pulled down her own and Bethenny's bikini bottoms.
It was kind of like one of those movie scenes were the couple is fighting, and the next thing you know they are seven and a half inches deep in passionate sex.
Only they weren't passionate or intimate. They were just fighting and naked and annoying.
By the end of the episode, Bethenny and Heather were BFF. Bethenny even text messaged Heather to tell her she was glad she went on the vacation.
Certainly, their new friendship sets up the frenemy dynamic that will lead to much more drama to come.
As the episode wrapped up, Dorinda melted down. Over the f*ck word.
At dinner, Heather used the f-word, which seemed to offend Dorinda, Ramona, and LuAnn. Naturally, a fight ensued over whether or not it is okay to use the f-word.
The battle was more of a generational divide. The younger women were not afflicted by profanity. But Dorinda and her older counterparts felt it was classless.
Keep in mind, Ramona used the f-word when "apologizing" to Carole. And Dorinda dropped the f-bomb in an earlier episode when she got into a fight with her greasy boyfriend, John.
Dorinda exemplified what class really is—drunken screaming, cussing, and crying in the middle of a restaurant. She screamed f*ck over and over as she confronted Heather.
To put it mildly, Dorinda went bat sh*t crazy as she criticized Heather and simultaneously complimented her mother.
Is this going to be Scary Island 2??? The potential is definitely there.
The ladies will begin to wrap up their trip in next week's episode. But we have to reason to believe they'll bring home drama as a souvenir.
To see the episode from beginning to end, watch The Real Housewives of New York City online at TV Fanatic, then hit the comments below!
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