We propose a new party mantra in addition to the ever-necessary chant "don't drink and drive." This new slogan?
Don't drink and text.
See the following 21 drunk texts for proof that alcohol and cell phones do not mix.
Regret. EVERYTHING. Never doing that again. (Until next weekend.)
Sure, you won't have any blackmail photos the next morning to help recreate the night before if you don't use your phone while you get hammered on hunch punch, but trust us.
Because you won't have BLACKMAIL photos the next morning.
Also, you won't inadvertently text a parent about that kinky thing you want to do to the person across the bar. So there's that too. Think about it.
In closing: Put down the phone. Step away from the keyboard.
Even though we'll miss out on having some great material to post at your expense, we urge you to stop and think. You'll thank yourself in the morning.
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