In case you haven't heard, Miley Cyrus has turned semen into art for her new NYC museum exhibit entitled "Dirty Hippie."
Naturally, when Kris Jenner heard there was a desperate bid for attention involving spooge, she booked the next flight to New York to find out if there was any way for her children to get involved.
No word on whether or not Kris partook of Miley's 5-foot bong creation (the show's piece de resistance), but judging from the photos we think it's fair to say some sort of inebriants were involved:
Yes, that's Miley licking Kris, and Miley and Kendall chilling with their moms. It would almost be cute if they weren't in a room full of dildos with joints glued to them.
Thankfully, Kris and Kendall left 17-year-old Kylie at home. We know she's mature from her age, but from the sound of it, we're not sure if there's anyone on the planet who's old enough to not be traumatized by "Dirty Hippie."
Miley twerks with her mom (seriously), so the Cyrus' are used to this sort of affair, but we imagine after about five minutes of candy-colored, power-stoned insanity, the Jenner girls were more than ready to return to their lives as the famous relatives of a famous porn star.
It's a simple existence, but they enjoy it.
Miley Cyrus is riding a hot dog in this concert photo. Because... of course she is.
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