Miley Cyrus is a busy lady these days.
Earlier this week she opened the "Dirty Hippie" semen and weed-based art show in NYC, and now she's back on tour in South America. All that and she still finds time to twerk with her mom every weekend. How does she do it?
Anyway, while the Bangerz tour has seen disappointing ticket sales, the critically-acclaimed twerk fest rolls on, with stops in Puerto Rico, Mexico, Brazil, Chile, and Argentina in the next few weeks.
Fortunately, as with everything she does, Miley plans to Instagram the crap out of the tour, and she posted some epic pics from the first stop on the South American leg last night:
Miley performing in Puerto Rico. Yeah, this stage show should be everyone's bucket list.
Yes, that's Miley twerking for a very tall transgender woman and a very short little person. We're pretty sure this photo actually sums up her entire career.
While we'll certainly miss Miley as she shakes her stuff below the equator, it's important to remember that it's our duty as Americans to share our renewable resources with the world.
As long as Miley's around, we'll never run out of twerk energy, and we can't think of a better way to stick it to the terrorists than having Miley travel the globe charging people hundreds of dollars for the privilege of looking at her crotch.
Peep it and weep, ISIS. #Murica:
Yes, Miley Cyrus, we know: you shave your crotch. Please put it away now.
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