Earlier today, People named Chris Hemsworth as the Sexiest Man Alive.
But that was just one magazine's opinion.
The Hollywood Gossip has surveyed the seductive scene in Tinseltown as well and we've arrived at a different conclusion, with all due respect to Hemsworth.
It's just that you aren't Ray J.
Indeed, the man behind the camera (and the subject) of the Kim Kardashian sex tape has been named THG's Sexiest Man of the Year for a few very good reasons:
- He's still raking in six figures a year off Kim Kardashian Superstar.
- Those eyes.
- The way he conducts business and the way he handles himself any time we watch Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood online.
- That stare.
Fortunately, Joan Rivers was able to experience all that our Sexiest Man Alive has to offer prior to her sad passing.
Ray J and Joan Rivers in a sex tape?!? Yes. Well, sort of. This is a parody of Kim Kardashian Superstar.
So you can keep your Chris Hemsworth, People Magazine. You can have Thor's hammer. We'll take this R&B artist's video camera instead.
We'll take the quiet intensity of Ray J, the man who hit it first and the man who millions of women around the globe fantasize about hitting hard themselves. If. You. Know. What. We. Mean.
Compare. Contrast. Drool over both options and decide, readers: Who would you rather take it from, Chris Hemsworth or Ray J?
And the Winner is?
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