Each year, the website Mr. Skin releases its list of the year's top nude scenes.
There was a time when the entries were something of a foregone conclusion, but in the Golden Age of Nudity in which we live, there are dozens and sometimes hundreds of "hoots and glutes" (as Skin himself so eloquently put it) from which to choose.
Sadly, in 2014, the world of nudity was dominated by The Fappening - that unfortunate event in which hackers violated the privacy of hundreds of young starlets by posting their private photos online.
After that, of course, we were blessed with the sight of Kim Kardashian's naked butt on the cover of Paper magazine. Kim may not have succeeded in breaking the Internet, but she probably caused a worldwide shortage of baby oil.
Cameron made her nudity debut with the aptly-titled Sex Tape. She did not disappoint.
Fortunately, Mr. Skin's nude scene list focuses on consensual, non-greasy nudity that actually moves (and bounces).
The list has just about everything Hollywood boob aficionados would expect:
There's Alexandra Daddario on True Detective, forcing Woody Harrelson to live up to his name.
And, of course, who could forget Scarlett Johansson in Under the Skin?
Sadly, there's one omission that we simply can't believe.
Somehow, Emily Ratajkowski's nude scene in Gone Girl was left off the list, which is a bit like leaving Michael Jordan out of a conversation about great basketball players.
We're not sure about to do about this slight (Maybe call our congressmen?), but feel free to check out the year's top nude scenes in the gallery above while you await further instruction.
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