Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively were married in 2012 and had their first baby over the holidays. We know it's a girl. We know she's probably blonde and cute.
But we didn't know the name ... until now!
And it's James. Yup JAMES! J-A-M-E-S. Good ol' fashioned James.
Not the name of the town where the child was conceived, like Beckham and Posh did with Brooklyn. Not the name of the couple's favorite fruit, like Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's did with Apple.
Nope, guys this is a two-month old baby GIRL named JAMES.
Her mother, Blake, seems to have enjoyed the process of growing up with a boy's name so much that she has seen fit to give one to her daughter.
We thought the name was going to be Violet Reynolds after a "tweet and delete" from a nurse in the maternity ward at the hospital where James was born.
But nope, Violet wouldn't do apparently. Speculation continues as to why they didn't name their daughter Gunther, Big Steve,or Old Man Kowalski.
Other celebrities will often name their child the first noun they see, like Michael Jackson did with his son, Blanket.
Sometimes they go with something a little more professional sounding title, like Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee) or Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson).
But rarely do they go with just a straight-up gender switcharoo like this.
What do you think of Blake and Ryan's baby girl name choice? Does it rank among the worst celebrity baby names of all time? Or do you actually kinda like it?
North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.
Kourtney Kardashiand and Scott Disick went relatively conventional with their first two children Mason and Penelope. For the third, however, they opted for a name fit for a Lord: REIGN Aston Disick.
Yes, Miley's real name is Destiny ... which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but Billy Ray and Tish probably guaranteed she'd become a stripper someday with that moniker.
Ironically, Apple is both the name of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter and likely the name of a food item forbidden in some rich crazy-person diet she probably follows.
Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El, a fact not related to him being wasted out of his mind in this mug shot ... although that could explain a lot of things.
Not only did she torture us with The Reader, Kate Winslet is making her newborn's life terrible with Bear as his name. Alicia Silverstone chose this name too. And she chews up Bear's food for him, which is also interesting.
Blanket Jackson is not actually the name of the youngest child of Michael Jackson. It's Prince Michael Jackson II ... not to be confused with Prince Michael Jackson I (also pictured). As for his nickname, he was wearing a Blanket while MJ dangled him over a balcony. Good times.
Suri Cruise, the child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, is a bona fide cutie. Who will have to spell and explain her name approximately 10 times per day as an adult.
Jessica Simpson named her little daughter Maxwell. Perhaps she is trying to overcompensate for giving her an old man's name by putting her in this bikini.
The End.
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