Happy 46th Birthday, Jennifer Aniston! Feb 11th 2015, 15:56, by Hilton Hater
Jennifer Aniston turns 46 years old today and let's just get this over with at the outset:
No, she is not pregnant. No, she is not yet married to Justin Theroux.
But that doesn't mean the former Friends star isn't just just fine, thank you very much!
Constantly the target of erroneous tabloid reports, Aniston recently fired back at critics who consider her a failure for not yet having children.
Not that you would know it given how miserable she is, but Jennifer Aniston sure is gorgeous. Okay, maybe you would know.
Lord. Jennifer Aniston is so hot. Look at her sculpted and sweaty and ripped for Smart Water. Oh baby.
Jennifer Aniston in Elle. What a beauty.
Don't worry, Jennifer Aniston. Following this spread in GQ, you'll be receiving non-stop calls from men around the world.
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Jennifer Aniston poses here for the January 2009 issue of GQ. Needless to say, she looks incredible.
Jennifer Aniston poses nude on the cover of GQ for January 2009. In this photo from the pictorial, though, the actress is simply beautiful, but not so much naked.
Jennifer Aniston's photo spread for the January 2009 issue of GQ is generating a lot of buzz. How come? Just look at this photo.
Jennifer Aniston looks her best in this pictorial, courtesy of GQ. It's one of many beautiful shots of the actress from the January 2009 issue.
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Jennifer Aniston stars in the January 2009 issue of GQ. This shot is one of several of the actress from the publication.
Yowza! Jennifer Aniston poses naked in this photo from the January 2009 issue of GQ. We're gonna need a few moments, readers.
Jennifer Aniston is nice and naked for the this issue of GQ. Inside, the article focuses on Aniston's movie career, her relationship with John Mayer and... who cares?!? She's naked!
On the cover of GQ, Jennifer Aniston is not wearing a shirt. We're not sure why she isn't facing the camera, though.
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Jennifer Aniston has a new perfume line out. What better way to promote it than goin' buck, we say.
Okay, not at all topless. But top-unbuttoned. Nicely.
Topless Jennifer Aniston. Smartwater. It is what it is. Enjoy.
Remember this photo of Jennifer Aniston covering an issue of Rolling Stone? We'll never ever ever ever forget it.
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She then got snubbed by the Academy Awards (go see Aniston in Cake ; she's outstanding!), but, hey, so did Angelina Jolie. Guess these two now have something else in common.
(Aside from, you know, both having seen Brad Pitt naked.)
The beautiful star worked as a telemarketer, waitress and bike messenger to support her acting career, appeared on the 1990 television series Molloy before landing her big break in the 1993 horror film Leprechaun.
Which preceded her real big break as Rachel on Friends , of course.
Have a baby or don't have a baby, Jen . Get married or stay engaged forever. You just keep doing you, okay?
And have an outstanding 46th birthday!!!!
Jennifer Aniston is having a baby at last! OMG! It's finally happening!!!!
Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and alone. That does not sound like a good combination.
Jennifer Aniston's pregnant, according to Us Weekly. Except that she's not.
Is Jen Aniston actually pregnant? We would very much doubt it ... but the tabloids are going to have a field day regardless.
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Jennifer Aniston is wicked pregnant and SO alone, according to this bogus OK! cover.
Jennifer Aniston and Kate Middleton are both pregnant, according to this awesome tabloid cover.
Jennifer Aniston is not expecting, despite what Star wants you to believe up in here.
Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie on the cover of Life & Style. Wedding wars, baby. Brace yourselves.
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Jennifer Aniston is getting neither, but a wedding and a baby are both good things, so Life & Style felt she should have them. How kind.
Okay, not really. But why let that stop you when you're a tabloid. Exactly. Ex. Actly.
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are allegedly trying for a baby. This isn't doing much for Us' credibility.
Jennifer Aniston is totes adopting a kid on her own. Well, not really, but this story definitely pops up every few months.
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No, she's not. But why let that stand in the way of a good story?
Jennifer Aniston's a mom! Holy crap! Too bad it's not true at all, because that would be great news!
Jennifer Aniston is having a baby now. Everybody got that? This time it's totally legit.
For Jennifer Aniston, it's always baby time. At least whenever there are slow news weeks, right OK?
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Jennifer Aniston will soon be carrying the spawn of Gerard Butler ... or so this tabloid cover would have you believe! So absurd.
Star Magazine apparently missed the Tiger Woods scandal. Check out this cover!
Jennifer Aniston is pregnant at 40 ... in her imagination ... according to OK! Magazine. You gotta love the supermarket tabloids.
Oh, wait, that's just Star Magazine lying. Sorry, we should have known better. Which we did. So we sort of lied in our title of this pic. So, sorry.
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Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? You would think so, if you glanced at this celebrity gossip magazine cover. Then again, it's one of the least reliable, and doesn't really say anything concrete, either.
Jennifer Aniston will raise this baby alone. You got that?
Jennifer Aniston's baby dreams have been shattered! So says In Touch!
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