Allow us to sum up the general sentiment attached to most Fifty Shades of Grey movie reviews so far with one awesome pun:
Fifty Shades of Grey? More like Fifty Shades of SUCK.
According to most critics, Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson lack chemistry (because they hate each other?)… there's no real plot… and the studio may want to rethink those Fifty Shades of Grey sequel plans.
Should you still spend your hard-earned money on this hardcore sex romp? Decide after reading these Fifty Shades of Grey reviews...
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Maybe in future installments there will even be something that resembles a plot. For now, the entire movie is about as sexy as a root canal. - Red Reed
It looks and feels like a sequel to Twilight, with deadly dull talk about S&M replacing endless consternation over turning into one of the undead. - Robert Levin
Obsessed with money, willfully wrongheaded about sex and crippled by its own construction, Fifty Shades of Grey is too many kinds of awful to work as anything but accidental sociology: We get the smut we deserve. - James Rocchi
The film's intense commitment to being dull makes you long for sparkly vampires and werewolves. - Devin Faraci
Easily amongst the seven or eight best Hollywood productions ever made about a woman contemplating whether or not to sign a dominant/submissive contract. - Matt Singer
We may have all been curious going in, but by the time the credits roll, there's another question that springs to mind: Is that all there is? - Lindsey Bahr
Despite the endless sex, a highly unsatisfying encounter. Cold as a fish and almost as dumb. - Rafer Guzman
Christian Grey gets ready to WORK Ana in this steamy scene from the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer, presented for you on endless loop because that's how GIFs roll, and people love GIFs. Especially ones featuring Christian Grey.
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