While the world continues to make predictions on the Kate Middleton baby name, Page Six has confirmed that Sam Worthington and his wife, Laura Bingle, have named their newborn son...
... wait. Are you sitting down for this?
Okay then: the Australian actor has named his son Rocket Zot. We're serious.
Insiders report that "Zot" was the nickname of Sam's father, Ronald Worthington; while a "Rocket" is what one uses to blast off into space.
It is also the name of the professional basketball team in Houston.
How does it compare to the name of Chris Brown's son? We'll let readers debate that tough question.
The notoriously private Worthington and 27-year-old blonde were reported to have been married in the Maldives around New Year's Eve; they have been dating since September 2013.
Rocket surely deserves a place on the following list, doesn't it? No offense to what we're sure is a very cute young man.
North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.
Kourtney Kardashiand and Scott Disick went relatively conventional with their first two children Mason and Penelope. For the third, however, they opted for a name fit for a Lord: REIGN Aston Disick.
Yes, Miley's real name is Destiny ... which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but Billy Ray and Tish probably guaranteed she'd become a stripper someday with that moniker.
Ironically, Apple is both the name of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter and likely the name of a food item forbidden in some rich crazy-person diet she probably follows.
Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El, a fact not related to him being wasted out of his mind in this mug shot ... although that could explain a lot of things.
Not only did she torture us with The Reader, Kate Winslet is making her newborn's life terrible with Bear as his name. Alicia Silverstone chose this name too. And she chews up Bear's food for him, which is also interesting.
Blanket Jackson is not actually the name of the youngest child of Michael Jackson. It's Prince Michael Jackson II ... not to be confused with Prince Michael Jackson I (also pictured). As for his nickname, he was wearing a Blanket while MJ dangled him over a balcony. Good times.
Suri Cruise, the child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, is a bona fide cutie. Who will have to spell and explain her name approximately 10 times per day as an adult.
Jessica Simpson named her little daughter Maxwell. Perhaps she is trying to overcompensate for giving her an old man's name by putting her in this bikini.
Banjo, the son of Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor, is not only named after a musical instrument, but probably the most absurd one to name a kid after you could think of. With the possible exception of oboe.
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