Amy Schumer, in typically hilarious fashion, has revealed her weight and the fact that it has no impact on her "catching d--k" from available men.
After Ellie Goulding spoke out about "punching above her weight" during the 2015 Glamour UK Women of the Year ceremony, Amy did her one better.
The Comedy Central star took the stage to accept her Trailblazer award and got candid about her figure with a funny yet serious message.
"I love the way Ellie was like, 'Thank you for loving real people,' and she's like a f--king supermodel," 5'7", 34-year-old Schumer told the crowd.
"I'm probably, like, 160 pounds right now and I can catch a d--k whenever I want. Like, that's the truth. It's not a problem," she proudly added.
"I'm not going to apologize for who I am. I'm going to actually love the skin that I'm in. And I'm not going to be striving for some other version of myself."
Well spoken, Amy. At the 74th Annual Peabody Awards on May 31, one of her fellow comediennes confirmed the breakout star is "killing it."
"As the agents like to say," Tina Fey told the crowd at the show, where Schumer was honored for her comedy hit Inside Amy Schumer.
"Usually they are lying when they say that. But in this case it is true. Amy actually is killing it. She is the biggest deal in comedy right now."
Speaking of "d—k" though, is Amy getting any these days?
"I'm not on any dating websites, which I think you just aren't allowed to be if you've been on television once because people think it's really sad."
"[But] it's like, 'Well, I'm lonely too bro.'"
Dating websites? No, we can see her point … but why can't we see Amy Schumer as The Bachelorette?! Seriously, how awesome would that be.
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