The Real Housewives of New York City quickly turned from "Vacation, All I Ever Wanted" to Get me the Hell out of here! We recap who couldn't hold their alcohol and who had all the best lines in this THG +/- review.
Ramona and Sonja are still stinging from Aviva calling them white trash but they're also wondering what she meant…so they google the term. HIlarious! Plus 10. How can you not laugh at these two?
Carole plans a dinner with just her, Russ, Aviva and Reid and doesn't invite the other women. Minus 8. She could have at least told them that she wanted some quiet time with Aviva. Maybe that would have calmed things down. Instead everyone ended up feeling slighted.
Then Aviva barges in on a private conversation between Ramona, Sonja, and Carole. Minus 7. Not cool.
Maybe I've just grown use to Ramona and Sonja's craziness but Aviva's high and mighty attitude is really getting on my nerves.
Aviva decides that the reason Ramona and Sonja don't want Reid around is that they don't want a witness to their atrocious behavior. Plus 10 for making me laugh. These two couldn't care less who watches their drunken antics and did Aviva conveniently forget the camera crew filming it for the world to see?
Aviva's complaining about Sonja's drinking, skinny dipping and bringing men home. Plus 11 to Sonja who tells her, "I don't think you got the brochure on St. Barts."
Why is Aviva so fixated on Sonja's sex life? Granted, she's kind of slutty but she's a single, adult woman and can do what and whom she wants. Why is Aviva making this her business.
Everyone heads out to lunch but things don't get much better. No one notices that all the talk about Aviva's trouble with the airplane ride is pushing Carole over the edge. Minus 12. If anyone should have anxiety issues, it's Carole.
But Aviva swears her issues are the last thing she wants to focus on. Then please shut up already! Heather's right when she says the woman can't stop talking about herself.
Love the joke about the Ramona / Heather curse being broken after Heather ran face first into the glass door. Plus 10. Then Luann asks if they'll have to throw Aviva off a cliff to break her curse.
Oh, I'd give extra points if someone would.
And there is yet another fight between Sonja and Aviva. Plus 15 to Sonja. She had me rolling when she told Aviva she'd already thanked Reid for bringing her down but now she wanted to know if it was possible to return to sender.
There's one last dinner to get through and Luann makes a toast to Aviva. Luann really can't help herself. She's just got to stir the pot.
Sonja and Ramona ditch Carole. Minus 9. It's Russ' big night and Carole's their host. Despite everything that's happened they should have gone to the concert.
Instead they head back to pack and drink, and drink, and drink. Surprisingly Ramona handles her liquor much better than Sonja.
But just when things get really tense, Heather throws a Hail Mary and jumps in the pool. Everyone else follows, although not always willingly. Plus 8 to Heather for hip checking Ramona. That had to feel good.
Next week it's back to New York. Will Aviva continue her journey towards the dark side? Tune in and find out.
Episode total = +28! Season total = -292!
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