Here is a sentence we didn't think we'd ever be writing:
Plastic Jesus is our new hero.
That's the name of an artist in Los Angeles who has plastered seven street signs around the city that read "No Kardashian Parking Anytime."
The signs, of course, are aren't sanctioned by anyone associated with the City of Los Angeles and/or legally binding in any way, shape or form.
But the LAPD tells The Hollywood Reporter that no one has filed any complaints just yet about the hilarious items.
Plastic Jesus himself tells that publication that he was motivated to make the signs after seeing all the paparazzi attention surrounding one of the Kardashian sisters on a local street.
"I guarantee that same number of paparazzi was far greater than any number of photographers chasing real news," he says, adding:
"The Kardashian family has become ingrained in our culture. We've allowed mainstream media to become so profit-driven, we are sacrificing genuine news stories to satiate our vapid celebrity obsessions."
These talent-free individuals would not be famous if so many people out there didn't care about their everyday activities and actions.
"Without us, there would be no market for the Kardashians. We are equally, if not more so, to blame," he tells The Hollywood Reporter.
Plastic Jesus concluded by saying the same folks who will be "tagging these photos on social are the same people who will be buying In Touch at the supermarket later this week."
She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than 'No thanks?' Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks.
I mean, I love the Bush and the Tush. Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me, I loved them. You can't do much better than that.
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model â€" I’m the American dream!
I was waiting for this amazing experience where I could just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great... and it just hasn’t been that way.
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