On the second half of ABC's Bachelor in Paradise Season 2 premiere, things got even more sexy - and ridiculous - south of the border.
Part one of the Bachelor in Paradise premiere re-introduced us to characters from recent seasons of The Bachelor and Bachelorette.
Some highlights from Sunday evening's much-anticipated debut?
Ashley Iaconetti's sister is part of a package deal, Jillian Anderson has new fake boobs, and Ashley Salter was randomly hospitalized.
Seriously, it was never explained why or how that happened.
Clare Crawley also showed up at the last minute to begin the quest for love and/or 15 more minutes of fame. But who would win roses?!
Picking up where things left off, Bachelor in Paradise Season 2 Episode 2 found the couples start to ... well, couple up in the tropics.
Even Ashley, who's already made a connection with Dan ... no amount of IVs and lost marbles are going to slow her down this year!
Carly and Kirk are a thing. Ditto Jade and Tanner, leaving Ashley I., Mikey T, JJ, Jillian, Jared, Tenley, Jonathan, Juelia and Clare "single."
Oh, and Ashley's sister Lauren, who comes as a package deal with the virginal Kim K. from Chris Soules' season of The Bachelor.
Because that twist totally makes sense.
Not even Clare's new crab BFF could help her out when it came to who to take on her romantic excursion among such slim pickings.
They did some tantric yoga, and she got his rose, despite not being that into him at all. So that's not awkward or anything like that.
Juelia got a rose from Jonathan, meaning it all boiled down to Jared and JJ with the final few roses up for grabs on this night.
Ashley was pining for Jared, yet he was pursuing Clare ... while giving his rose to Ashley since Clare already had one, but still.
Despite crying that she was so sick of "old ladies" taking her men, she got the rose, meaning she and her sis will be back next week.
That pared the field down to Tenley or Jillian and only one rose left to dole out. Who would JJ pick to continue on this journey?
Her hot, over-censored body is the stuff of legend, but at the end of the day, Jillian Anderson proved to be too much to handle.
Tenley Molzahn got the rose and survived by the skin of her teeth.
Next week, when you watch Bachelor in Paradise online, the tables turn and the women will give out the roses ... stay tuned.
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