When rumors of a Lil Wayne sex tape began to circulate last month, the news surprised...pretty much no one.
After all, Weezy seems like exactly the type of dude who would film himself lazily gettin' it on with a pair of strippers.
In fact, the only real surprises are that the tape took this long to come out and that Wayne seems so desperate to keep this thing from going public.
He's threatened to sue the folks responsible if footage of his boring, stoned threesome gets released, but that didn't stop some hero from posting Wayne's sex tape online.
Yes, for probably a limited time, you can pour yourself a double cup of sizzurp, lean back and enjoy some high-pitched squeals of pleasure. The girls seem to be enjoying themselves, too. Ha!
Of course, we kid Weezy because in a weird way we love that he thought this footage was worth recording and holding onto.
If the Courtney Stodden sex tape taught us anything, it's that there's a lot of BS out there masquerading as leaked footage of celebrities doin' it.
Hell, Farrah Ambraham's sex tape was a full-blown, professionally produced porn.
What we have with Wayne is some old-fashioned, poorly lit video of an intimate moment between a man, a woman and another woman that looks like it was shot on the world's first camcorder.
Thank you for taking us back to the basics, Weezy.
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