How could Botched Season 2 Episode 4, an installment titled "Four Leeches and a Funeral," possibly live up to the hype built up by such a name?
The E! reality series certainly tried. Allow us to explain ...
The installment found Dwight Eubanks getting rid of his nose, trading it in for a new one. This is hardly unprecedented if you watch Botched online.
He held an actual funeral for the thing, though. Really.
Dwight came to Drs. Paul Nassif and Terry Dubrow to fix his nose, which had not worked for years and left him dependent on mouth breathing.
Not ideal. But Paul and Terry fixed him up right!
So right, he decided on an official farewell. "The old nose is dead, we have bury it. But, not in joy, but in joy," Eubanks told friends at the faux funeral.
Hey, whatever floats your boat if you're happy.
"Now that I've had the surgery done, I can breathe, I can smell, I taste differently. I can feel a difference," Dwight said, in all seriousness.
"That one difference was not physical appearance, but the ability to breathe," he added, in a very positive PR quote for the off-the-wall program.
"The Lord taught me a lesson, and boy, did he give me an ass-whoopin. I'm forever grateful for this whole process, and it has changed my life."
Elsewhere, a woman's boob job left her with a strange bubble on her breast; while a well-endowed performer gave us a show you can never unsee.
Seriously. Follow the link above to watch, but be forewarned, this is not something you were dreaming about seeing when you woke up this morning.
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