Tiger blood, meet wolverine toupee!
Just weeks after (accurately) describing Donald Trump as a "shame pile of idiocy," Charlie Sheen has declared that he'd like to assist the Donald's efforts to turn the movie Idiocracy into a chilling portrayal of things to come by joining Trump's presidential campaign as his running mate.
This potentially apocalyptic development started with Owen Wilson (as potentially apocalyptic developments so often do).
The actor innocently compared the Trump campaign to Sheen's 2011 meltdown, leading Chuckles to arrive at the conclusion that the two most unhinged egomaniacs on the planet should join forces and do to the democratic process what Charlie does to porn stars.
"Dear O. Wilson they took ur comment out of context!" Sheen tweeted last night, presumably while making little green army guys march up his Tony Montana-sized pile of blow.
"I'm honored! thank u! If Trump will hv me I'd be his VP in a heartbeat! #TrumpSheen2016"
Trump Sheen 2016. If that doesn't get you to prepare an emergency kit containing your passport, a stack of cash and a cyanide capsule, we don't know what will.
It's an interesting turn of events for a number of reasons (not the least of which is that it might bring about the End Times).
Like we said, Sheen was tearing into Trump as only he can just a few weeks ago.
For reasons unknown, he slammed the real estate mogul a "sad & silly homunculus" whose "words are as poignant as a sack of cat farts."
Despite Sheen's poetic ability to sum Trump up better than a thousand think-pieces, the Donald might want to consider him as potential VP material.
After all, Chuck was born Carlos Estevez, and Trump could use some help landing the Latino vote.
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