File this one under: "The Continued Bats--t Insanity of Iron Mike"
Sadly, these days, Mike Tyson isn't in the news as much as he used to be, but when does he does show his bizarrely inked-up face on camera, he never fails to leave us shaking our heads and saying, "Wow, that guy is really out of his freaking mind."
Back in September, Tyson called a TV host a piece of sh-t live on the air. He then retreated to his den of lunacy to plan his next randomly psychotic move and boy, did he come up with a gem this time.
Apparently, Mike recorded a track with Madonna a while back. Hold on, that's not the crazy part.
Mike spoke about his singing debut in a recent interview with Rolling Stone and his comments are pure, unadulterated Tyson. Enjoy:
"When I [sing], I think about being some guy like Mussolini and they're really arrogant but you try to come from a positive place and be uplifiting. You watch Mussolini on television...he is so mesmerizing. I try to think of myself that way.
It helps if you imagine the interviewer being showered with saliva every time Mike says "Mussolini." Yup, that's good stuff. But, wait it gets better. Hitler, anyone?
"You can take positivity from watching [Mussolini]. No wonder why Hitler was attracted to him...He had this street swag; he was doing stuff with his hands and moving his head before it was even hip hop."
Yup. Madonna to Mussolini to Hitler to hip hop, all in one crazy flood of stream-of-consciousness mumbo jumbo from the mind of a bona fide mad man.
Back in 2013, Tyson admitted to being an alcoholic, and normally, when a former drunk starts in with the Hitler talk, you assume he's back on the bottle.
When it's Mike Tyson, however, you just figure it's more lovable, terrifying wackiness from the one of most baffling and compelling figures in the history modern sports. Don't ever change, Mike.
Lance Armstrong denied it and denied it, but he eventually came clean: yes, he cheated to win every Tour de France.
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