It's a scary prospect, given the man's long history of irresponsibility and horrible decision-making, but who knows? Maybe he's turned over a new leaf.
Maybe he'll settle down, get his act together, be there for his new family, and not name the kid something ridiculous and awful. Just kidding, it's too late for that last part...
Yesterday we saw the first photo of Brown's baby, and now we know what's written on the birth certificate. Brace yourself - it's pretty ridiculous:
TMZ is reporting that Brown's daughter is named Royalty. Yes, Royalty.
We don't know her last name, or if Brown had a role in choosing her regal moniker, but it certainly sounds like the sort of name he would saddle a little girl with.
We're a little surprised that Chris didn't go with something even douchier, like Lil Breezy or something, but we're not as surprised as, say, Karrueche Tran, who was blindsided by the birth announcement.
That had to be quite the emotional rollercoaster:
First Karrueche found out Chris had a baby. Then she found out the baby mama was a friend of hers. Then she found out they named the kid Royalty, and she was probably like, "Actually, I'm okay with not having either of those D-bags in my life."
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