Levi Johnston is sick of Bristol Palin (remember when they were a thing/!) and the fact that she absconded with their kid, moving him from Alaska to Arizona.
Hilariously, he wants her held in contempt of court as a result.
Levi just filed legal documents asking a judge order Bristol Palin, who's currently going to school in Arizona, to return their son Tripp to Alaska immediately.
He says all he got was a text saying she was moving out of state.
In their custody battle, Levi Johnson claims both were ordered to keep Tripp, now five years old, in their home state unless they both agreed he could travel.
Palin sources roll their eyes, claiming Levi's just starting drama.
Johnston dated Palin in high school, then they pretended to get engaged when he got her pregnant and her mom was named the GOP's V.P. candidate.
They split up shortly after the 2008 presidential election.
In the ensuing years, they frequently sparred over their son and battled to see which one of them could milk their 15 minutes of fame more shamelessly.
All the while, Tripp has lived predominantly with Bristol.
For her part, she called Levi out last year for not paying child support, and he's known forever that Sarah Palin's daughter is going to school in Arizona.
Also, Levi, who married Sunny Oglesby and has another kid (Breeze Beretta), rarely sees Tripp anyway, so him complaining about this is just ridiculous.
Not as ridiculousness as these pics ... but pretty darn close:

1. Levi Johnston Book Cover
This is the cover for Levi Johnston's book, My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs. Yes, this is a real book.
2. Levi Johnston and Sarah Palin Photo
Levi Johnston holds up a picture of Sarah Palin. Who would have guessed she would make him so famous by giving birth to the girl who he would go on to bone without protection as a teen.
3. Levi and Mrs. Palin
Levi Johnston and Sarah Palin in Vanity Fair. That magazine's got a good feature on him this month. Its subject? Him talkin' trash about Palin. The usual.
4. Sunny Oglesby, Levi Johnston Photo
In October 2012, Levi Johnston and Sunny Oglesby pose for a cute and romantic wedding photo. That camouflage tuxedo is tremendous.
5. Levi Johnston And Jon Gosselin Photo
Levi Johnston and Jon Gosselin co-hosting an episode of "The Insider" from New York City's Times Square. They were overheard off-camera saying "With our powers combined we form: Captain Useless!".
6. Levi Johnston Wedding Photo
Levi Johnston and Sunny Oglesby pose for a romantic wedding photo. That right there is all class.
7. Levi Johnston Nude Playgirl Picture
Levi Johnston nude in Playgirl. It's a beautiful sight. Or at least a naked one.
9. Levi and Mercede Johnston
Levi and Mercede Johnston are seen here looking so effing cool. That JOHNSTON tattoo in particular just indicates what a winner he is.
10. Playgirl Cover
Levi Johnston hides nothing on this cover of Playgirl. Well, almost nothing, we should say.
11. Levi Johnston Picture
Levi Johnston is the father of Bristol Palin's baby. Bristol is the daughter of GOP Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin.
12. Levi Johnston Playgirl Picture
This is Levi Johnston shirtless. Which is pretty much what it looks like. Fool is gettin' almost nude in a major way for Playgirl.
13. Kathy Griffin, Levi Johnston
Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston are getting married later this year. Okay, not really, not at all. But we would not be surprised if they staged that for publicity.
14. Levi Johnston Shirtless
Levi Johnston poses shirtless for a photo in which he changes baby son Tripp. Yup, kids, this is what happens when you bone Bristol Palin without protection. You gotta change diapers ... but you get your photos all over GQ magazine.
15. Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin Tattoo
Levi Johnston holds hands with Bristol Palin, and his tattoo of her name is clearly visible. Very cute couple they make.
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