Paris Hilton will never again be the A-lister that she once was, but she has been popping up in the news quite a bit in recent weeks.
First, Paris' brother, Conrad Hilton, was arrested in an international incident that would've landed just about anyone without a famous last name behind bars for a very long time.
A few days later, Paris faked an orgasm on stage and reminded everyone of why she's famous in the first place.
With Paris apparently on some sort of comeback tour, it was only a matter of time before someone asked her about that other famous sex tape/reality star with whom she used to be BFFs.
Yes, we're talking about Farrah Abraham. Just kidding, it's Kim Kardashian:
"That's never been true," Paris recently said when asked about rumors that she's jealous of her former bestie. "I'm happy for her and her beautiful family - and very proud. She's killin' it."
Of course, Paris also threw a bit of shade and claimed to have invented the genre that made the K-clan famous:
"I think Nicole and I definitely started the whole reality TV thing," Paris said, referring to her 2003-2007 series, The Simple Life. "It seems like the shows today are more about drama than having fun. Nicole and I were just having fun."
As usual, Paris comes off as a bit delusional here (The Real World, The Osbournes, and several other reality shows pre-date The Simple Life), but she's right in the fact that she is one of the celebs who helped usher in the era of reality television.
Seconds before this photo was snapped, Paris Hilton was spotted alongside Brittany Flickinger. Looks like Paris was too quick for her supposed new best friend, however.
Paris Hilton introduces her new fragrance "Fairy Dust" to various fans at the Macy's Woodbridge Center Mall in Woodbridge, New Jersey. We can't explain why anybody cared about this.
Poor Paris Hilton, folks. The talentless socialite says all guys use her for money and sex. Maybe if she stopped flaunting those things, she'd find Mr. Right.
This just in: Paris Hilton has cleavage! Who knew?!? The talentless, law-breaking socialite is seen here, showing off her decent-sized breasts as she exits a vehicle.
Paris Hilton is half-naked in this photo from GQ Russia. The thin socialite thinks she's being seductive, but we think she's just being ugly. What do you think of this pose?
A naked Paris Hilton graces the cover of GQ. Stupid GQ. That is cruelty to animals right there. Imagine how many STD tests that poor fluffy bear is gonna need after being all up on Paris Hilton naked. Sheesh.
Sorry... that's an insult to Tokyo. Paris Hilton just happened to be there. The city did not make her a slut. The slut merely went to the city in question.
Paris Hilton showed her support for Aubrey O'Day at a party thrown by Playboy in the latter's honor. We wonder if these two said a word to each other all night.
Paris Hilton invited a photographer underwater with her during a scuba diving trip in Hawaii. Don't ever let this socialite complain about her lack of privacy again.
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