We can't believe we're saying this, but Paris Hilton - THE Paris Hilton - has just posted on Instagram what is very arguably the hottest photo of the year so far.
The year is young, meaning Kendall and Kylie Jenner still have 360 days to make the Internet their personal bitch and amass tens of millions of followers.
Still, check out Paris Hilton and marvel at the fact that this is Paris Hilton:
We're not sure what inspired her to take this, but we thank her for it.
Profusely. Who'd have guessed that Paris Hilton, who was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian, would still be talked about in 2015?
Perhaps it is the Kim konnection that spawned this picture, ironically.
Before the Kim Kardashian sex tape rocketed her to fame, Paris had a sex tape. Before Kim's reality show empire, Paris was a reality TV mainstay.
The fact that Kim leapfrogged her former best friend into A-list status has to eat away at Hilton sometimes, either in a bitter way or merely a bemused one.
Regardless, Paris is certainly taking a page from Kim's Internet-breaking playbook with this photo that is sure to remind people why Paris was once a thing.
Paris Hilton, everyone. So much more full of surprises than we knew.
Not to mention really, really nice boobs. Like, wow. We're just gonna go out and state this fact, because it was sort of the point of Paris posting this, right?
Ogling isn't something to be ashamed of or apologize for if a 33-year-old beckons you to just that, donning nothing but a robe and a come-hither look online.
Words to live by.
Paris Hilton hasn't been famous for a long time. But she hasn't been arrested in years, either!
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