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Morgan Hoffmann Honors Anchorman on PGA Tour, Really Loves Lamp Jan 26th 2014, 15:50, by Hilton Hater Milk may be a bad choice on a hot day, but Morgan Hoffmann made an excellent decision during this weekend's Farmers Insurance Open in San Diego. Teeing off from the classy city made famous by Ron Burgundy, the second-year golf pro paid tribute to a few Anchorman quotes via his set of wedges. "Got my wedges all dialed in for this week @VokeyWedges #sandiego #anchorman," Hoffman wrote as a caption to the following image, whose presence on social media escalated quickly since the picture went live. This makes us want to watch Anchorman online and also to cheer Hoffman on. The young player is only two shots off the lead heading into today's final round. That's more impressive than eating a whole wheel of cheese. Check out some of the very best Anchorman quotes below and let's hear it for Hoffman. He has no reason at all to immediately regret this decision... 16 Gut-Busting Anchorman Quotes 1. You have a MASSIVE erection... Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection. Rob Burgundy: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm.... View As List Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection. Rob Burgundy: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Well I'm gonna go walk it off. Don't act like you're not impressed! Permalink: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical... Added: January 25, 2014 1. You have a MASSIVE erection... Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection. Rob Burgundy: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm.... I'm in a glass case of emotion! Ron Burgundy Permalink: I'm in a glass case of emotion! Added: January 25, 2014 2. I'm in a glass case of emotion! I'm in a glass case of emotion! Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60 percent of the time, it works every time. Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense. Permalink: That doesn't make any sense. Added: January 25, 2014 3. That doesn't make any sense. Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60 percent of the time, it works every time. Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense. What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. Ron Burgundy Permalink: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do... Added: January 25, 2014 4. What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do... What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice. Ron Burgundy Permalink: It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice. Added: January 25, 2014 5. It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice. It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice. It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact. Champ Kind Permalink: It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact. Added: January 25, 2014 6. It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact. It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Ron Burgundy Permalink: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Added: January 25, 2014 7. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Brick Tamland Permalink: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Added: January 25, 2014 8. I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Brick Tamland Permalink: There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Added: January 25, 2014 9. There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means "a whale's vagina." Ron Burgundy [on San Diego] Permalink: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means... Added: January 25, 2014 10. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means... Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means "a whale's vagina." Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand. Ron Burgundy [on bicep curls] Permalink: Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me... Added: January 25, 2014 11. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me... Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand. I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. Ron Burgundy Permalink: I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. Added: January 25, 2014 12. I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. Ron Burgundy Permalink: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you... Added: January 25, 2014 13. I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you... I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. Brick Tamland Permalink: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. Added: January 25, 2014 14. I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? Ron Burgundy Permalink: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? Added: January 25, 2014 15. You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? I love lamp. Brick Tamland Permalink: I love lamp. Added: January 25, 2014 16. I love lamp. I love lamp.

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